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#1
I've never really confessed this to anyone, and the people I'm around have never wondered... But I never burp. I'm not even sure if I know how to burp. It makes a night of drinking very uncomfortable because I feel that I need to, but cant. Am I the only one in the world who doesn't burp?

Ugh... This is so weird and I am prepared to be made fun of for it so have it.


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#6
Well, you don't burp... so you must fart a lot.
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#9
why are you so ashamed, its not like you did something wrong...

its strange but youve been alive this long right?
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#11
Cut a hole in your throat to release the gas, problem solved
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#16
Eat a bunch of barbeque and beans, and chug a few sodas.

Works for me.
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Drink fizzy drinks.

Jump up and down.

????

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#20
my mate can't burp either
It's great to see him down a couple of bottles of coke and then sit there with his mouth open straining to burp.
he gets laughed at often for some reason.... :P
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Eat a bunch of barbeque and beans, and chug a few sodas.

Works for me.



I forgot to warn that you take a high risk of exploding if you do this, though.
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#24
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Drink fizzy drinks.

Jump up and down.

????

Death!!!



actually yeah, do this and see what happens.
drink a ****load of soda then do a ton of aerobic exercise.
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#25
Nah I cant burp either, at all. The pressure builds up, but then my stomach just growls and nothing happens.
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#26
You don't burp?!
FREAK.

Meh i don't usually burp either, i mean i can but don't feel the need.
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actually yeah, do this and see what happens.
drink a ****load of soda then do a ton of aerobic exercise.



I drank an everclear mixed drink and got on a pogo stick. I damn near threw up.
#28
God, how the hell can you not burp!?!

I know a girl that can't burp...are you a girl?
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#34
Weird... Do you just get ubergas then?

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And I don't burp much either, but there are certain things that make me. Go to Wal-Mart and buy one of those really cheap brands of soda, like Sun Pop. They actually taste pretty good, but I can not stop burping after having them
#36
I very rarely burp, even then it's accidental and a pretty small affair.

ಠ_ಠ

wat

#37
i dont really burp either, tis a bit annoying sometimes, but i've never thought about it much.
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