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Am I the only one that frequently does this? For example, I'll finish a cup of yogurt, and i'll go put the empty yogurt cup in the sink and throw the spoon in the trash. Obviously, I quickly realize my mistake, but I do it quite often. Am I the only one? Or are there other retards like me in this world?
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Am I the only one that frequently does this? For example, I'll finish a cup of yogurt, and i'll go put the empty yogurt cup in the sink and throw the spoon in the trash. Obviously, I quickly realize my mistake, but I do it quite often. Am I the only one? Or are there other retards like me in this world?
I do it all the time. Milk in food cupboard. Keys in fridge. Dirty socks in toilet. Poop in laundry basket.
#3
yeah sometimes it happens
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I do it all the time. Milk in food cupboard. Keys in fridge. Dirty socks in toilet. Poop in laundry basket.


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Am I the only one that frequently does this? For example, I'll finish a cup of yogurt, and i'll go put the empty yogurt cup in the sink and throw the spoon in the trash. Obviously, I quickly realize my mistake, but I do it quite often. Am I the only one? Or are there other retards like me in this world?

i do the same sort of things fairly often.

but I NEVER correct my mistake. i am yahweh. @_@
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Wouldn't that be like a form of dyslexia? I dunno. I don't do that though.
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#11
I nearly had socks in the bin and an empty pot noodle in the washing machine, but i realised and stopped myself.
#13
Yea. Holding a fork with mushed up catfood in one hand and a popsicle in the other. E-hi5 for someone who figures out what happened
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#14
I've lost many spoons in the trash for the exact same reasons as TS
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#16
I was tired last night and after pouring myself a glass of cranberry juice and drinking it, I placed the jar of juice in the cupboard and the cup back in the fridge. When I woke up and went to go get some juice this morning, I was rather confused.
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Wouldn't that be like a form of dyslexia?

Not at all. Dyslexia is language-specific.

And yes, I come very close to doing this at least once a week.

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#18
Nearly put my cup of tea in the fridge. That was an odd moment.
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#19
I've caught myself putting milk in the cupboard and cereal in the fridge a few times
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#21
Anything I do before 9 AM is usually wrong. Emptying my cereal bowl/throwing applecores into the laundry basket, Filling a glass with milk, while holding my cereal bowl under the tap. Putting soap onto my hands and rubbing it into my hair. Etc.
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#22
i thought i was the only one...
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Putting soap onto my hands and rubbing it into my hair. Etc.


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#24
I've gone to look for a glass for water in my refrigerator. Oh, and has anyone ever gone downstairs, opened the fridge, and for some reason forgotten what it was you were looking for? Lol. They say short-term memory only last twenty seconds but ffs.
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Ah, yes, Out of all 4Chans crap, I don't know why that ones captured my heart...
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#27
I come close to doing stuff like that all the time, but I rarely follow through with it. I generally catch myself before I do it.

once when I was at my drummer's house I got a cigarette out of the pack, put it in my mouth, then I got another cigarette out of the pack and tried to light my cigarette with a cigarette (my thumb did the motion of striking a lighter). of course everybody saw me, so I couldn't act like it didn't happen


earlier today I was pouring a glass of coke when I realized I didn't put the ice in the glass first and had to drop the ice in slowly so it wouldn't splash


and I've occasionally put trash in the sink and silverware in the garbage.
#28
Yeah I've done stuff like this all the time. Left juice sitting on the counter, put cereal in the fridge. My mom always asks me if I was drunk when I did it.
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Yeah I've done stuff like this all the time. Left juice sitting on the counter, put cereal in the fridge. My mom always asks me if I was drunk when I did it.


I don't know why moms always chalk it up to being drunk. I left my key in the door on accident one night because I had a phone call while I was going inside and it was important, and she asked me "how drunk were you last night, you left your key in the door"

I was just like 0.o
#31
I used to do this, but I haven't in a very long time.... It was always during mornings, where I hadn't slept much, I'd sometimes get up and pour milk and cereal into a glass and try to drink it, then realize I'm an idiot, put it down and walk away in shame.

Once I tried to put hair gel on my tooth brush, luckily I realized what I was doing just before I squeezed it out of the bottle onto the brush.
#32
Yeah, I've put clean clothes in the laundry basket and dirty clothes in my closet, put food in cups and drinks in bowls, alot of stupid stuff.
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#33
I do it sometimes, I always go to put milk where the cereal should be & cereal where the milk should be...
Actually, most the time it's mainly putting the milk in various wrong places...
#34
Yea, I do this VERY often.. I also go to the fridge to get something, or the cupboard, and forget what I needed, and I also tend to forget what I was about to type.
#35
Once I buried the shovel and put the body in my shed. That sure was embarrassing.
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#36
you know how most people shit in the toilet and wash their hands in the sink,


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#37
Yea, I put orange juice on my cereal once instead of in the glass next to it.
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