Poll: Do you like Claymore Holocaust
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View poll results: Do you like Claymore Holocaust
Yes
3 33%
No
1 11%
I don't know them (go get them then, you!)
5 56%
Voters: 9.
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#1
I really like this band, they're good black/thrash/grind war stuff (i'm trying to not use 'blacknoize' to describe them, but it works pretty well). So what do you guys think of them? My favorite album by them is probably Blackened Pain.
#2
A link would be good, though for now let's just imagine what a claymore holocaust would actually be like.

They'd need an awful lot of claymores.
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#4
the band which you speak of does not seem to exist. No results on google, metallum, myspace, nothin
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#6
^Yes. Is there a link or anything?
Other planes lie beyond the reach
Of normal sense and common roads
But they are no less real
Than what we see or touch or feel
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#8
Quote by XDethxsplosionX
I don't have one. Just a demotape that someone sent me. Should i try and upload it?



Hmm, you said demotape.

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I really like this band, they're good black/thrash/grind war stuff (i'm trying to not use 'blacknoize' to describe them, but it works pretty well). So what do you guys think of them? My favorite album by them is probably Blackened Pain.


I see album, right hiayah.
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cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
#12
Is this guy a troll? I don't get it...
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You're losing interest because you're simply not gay enough. Which leads me to believe you aren't cut out for metal.
#13
Wow, the top result for this band on google was...this thread, seems they're so underground they're in your head.
#14
Fake band is fake. And they have a terrible name.
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#16
So they're just a band that you're friends with, or something of the like?
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You're losing interest because you're simply not gay enough. Which leads me to believe you aren't cut out for metal.
#17
Besides the previously-mentioned hilarious imagery the band name conjures, this thread lacks so much salt, it might as well not exist!
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#18
I'm with the rest of the guys. As of right now, this band doesn't exist. If you can prove its existence, that'd be great. In the mean time, someone on here should start a black/war/thrash band and call it Claymore Holocaust, then they should record a song and post it on here, just for t3h lulz.
#19
Quote by metallifan3091
I'm with the rest of the guys. As of right now, this band doesn't exist. If you can prove its existence, that'd be great. In the mean time, someone on here should start a black/war/thrash band and call it Claymore Holocaust, then they should record a song and post it on here, just for t3h lulz.

Why can't you do it?
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#21
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Besides the previously-mentioned hilarious imagery the band name conjures, this thread lacks so much salt, it might as well not exist!

?

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I'm with the rest of the guys. As of right now, this band doesn't exist. If you can prove its existence, that'd be great. In the mean time, someone on here should start a black/war/thrash band and call it Claymore Holocaust, then they should record a song and post it on here, just for t3h lulz.

I just did/will, stick that in your pipe, dickhole!

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Blackened Pain is a pretty terrible album name...

Nah.

And here's the link:

http://www.myspace.com/claymoreholocaust

The second picture has the guitarist in it, he's the one without any hair. He's also my friend, but he moved away a while ago. Look for him and tell me what you think!
#23
Quote by XDethxsplosionX

And here's the link:


http://www.myspace.com/claymoreholocaust

The second picture has the guitarist in it, he's the one without any hair. He's also my friend, but he moved away a while ago. Look for him and tell me what you think!


Would be awesome if it was a valid myspace.

Also, if the band existed. If you have a physical copy of their demotape (r album, as you said), upload it all here:

http://metal-archives.com/
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B. May 13 1967 - D. December 13 2001

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cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
#25
To the left is a little searchbar thing, above that, you'll find "Add a Band"

The rest is self-explanitory.
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B. May 13 1967 - D. December 13 2001

Quote by eggsandham2
cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
#27

Fake band is still fake.
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"And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you darn kids and your meddling and your breakadowns!"

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#29
Maybe repeat what you did before?
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You're losing interest because you're simply not gay enough. Which leads me to believe you aren't cut out for metal.
#30
Best band name ever.
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#31
the computer broke and it exited, and now itsays it's in the que, but i can't fix it and it wasn't done and now it won't be accepted! help!
#33
Put it on your UG profile.
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You're losing interest because you're simply not gay enough. Which leads me to believe you aren't cut out for metal.
#35
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put what? metal archives?


Yup.
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You're losing interest because you're simply not gay enough. Which leads me to believe you aren't cut out for metal.
#37
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Oh, okay. i just need to put it on my computer, then.


I thought you're computer was broken.
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You're losing interest because you're simply not gay enough. Which leads me to believe you aren't cut out for metal.
#39
Quote by XDethxsplosionX
the computer broke and it exited, and now itsays it's in the que, but i can't fix it and it wasn't done and now it won't be accepted! help!


Right there maybe?
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You're losing interest because you're simply not gay enough. Which leads me to believe you aren't cut out for metal.
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