Poll: How do you wipe?
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View poll results: How do you wipe?
ball it up
60 34%
fold it
103 58%
don't use it
15 8%
Voters: 178.
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Dear pit,

when your done pooping and you go to wipe, what do you do? Do you ball the toliet papper up, fold it or simply don't use toliet papper at all?
"Papper" my ass. I wipe with steel wool.
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Shit, I'm so pathetic.

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Quote by shmikeyboy
I use paper. What the hell is papper?

I must concur with this man, also if I were ever to use papper when wiping I'd probably fold it...
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Let me get this straight. You're asking a bunch of people who are sitting at their computers, likely due to boredom, what to do for fun.

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Wise words
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Quote by LardoTardo1308
damn I missed spelled paper!!!

boy do I feel like a dumbass

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i wrap it around my hand
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I fold my toilet paper into little geometric shapes and or origami figures. Swans are my favorite to use.
What? I have people to do that for me. How should I know what they do with it?
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8 people don't use toilet paper?
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Quote by huevomax
You also miss spelled "toilet"

Oh, and, ball it up FTW

No, no, TS doesn't use toilets. TS uses toliets, which are like toilets, only more French.

Speaking of Toilets, whatever happened to her?


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

I start with folding then I ball it up...so....I guess I don't vote.
I fold my papper into little origami creatures. Then wipe.

The little pieces are perfect squares. Great for folding.

Also you can't trust a wadded piece of papper to not have a thin layer somewhere.
Last edited by epic7734 at Aug 21, 2009,
I rip it into banners and then put it in between my knuckles like Wolverine's claws, then the fisting begins.
Goodness gracious me!
Quote by CrimboJones
It's embarrassing this thread has been done before.

It's embarrassing I even remember that thread.

I remember a giant argument on how people could even fold it, how like their fingers would poke through...

Man we are fucked here in the Pit.
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Quote by The_Clansman_
I just shower afterwards and let the water take my poop out >.>

Then it would all just wash down your legs and pool at your feet. Narsty.

I fold like a civilized gentleman.
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