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#1
what would it be?
Mine would be, "Why did you make dicks and pussies so damn ugly?"
Your go

And please dont turn this thread into some religious argument, thats not what I made this for.
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#6
hello ? hello ?

I guess noone's there
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#7
"Why did you create the Earth and humans and animals and everything?"
*God answers*
"Why?"
*God answers, more annoyed*
"Why?"
*Lightning bolt*
#13
I'd say, "Hey, I just proved you exist. Proof denies faith and you need faith to exist. I prove you exist, therefore you do not exist. QED."

"Oh dear," God will say. "I hadnt thought of that."

And promptly disappears in a puff of logic.
...In my opinion.
#14
Quote by illuminatiano
hello ? hello ?

I guess noone's there


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#16
Surely I'm an Atheist because you made me one? "/ so should I burn in hell?
OR

There are three major world religions. Which means two must be wrong. Which to choose?
#17
You can't talk to something that doesn't exist.
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#18
"What would you say is your greatest creation?"

and I assume he will promptly respond with:

"The Boob."
#19
Quote by Benjibum2nd
I'd say, "Hey, I just proved you exist. Proof denies faith and you need faith to exist. I prove you exist, therefore you do not exist. QED."

"Oh dear," God will say. "I hadnt thought of that."

And promptly disappears in a puff of logic.

i love that book ahah
#20
ITT: Bruce Almighty and THHGTTG!

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#21
Quote by Benjibum2nd
I'd say, "Hey, I just proved you exist. Proof denies faith and you need faith to exist. I prove you exist, therefore you do not exist. QED."

"Oh dear," God will say. "I hadnt thought of that."

And promptly disappears in a puff of logic.


But then again, Just because you see/hear/smell/touch/taste/sixth sense something doesn't mean it's actually there. You need enough faith to believe that your sane, and not jsut creating it in your head...

*Answer with something about "just because I sense/believe I sense it, it means it's real.*

Answer that^ with "If that's true, then believing in God makes him real...*

Woah I'm tired....
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#22
Quote by biga29

But then again, Just because you see/hear/smell/touch/taste/sixth sense something doesn't mean it's actually there. You need enough faith to believe that your sane, and not jsut creating it in your head...

*Answer with something about "just because I sense/believe I sense it, it means it's real.*

Answer that^ with "If that's true, then believing in God makes him real...*

Woah I'm tired....

chill brah its from a book
#23
Quote by Benjibum2nd
I'd say, "Hey, I just proved you exist. Proof denies faith and you need faith to exist. I prove you exist, therefore you do not exist. QED."

"Oh dear," God will say. "I hadnt thought of that."

And promptly disappears in a puff of logic.

Damn dude, how'd you get so smart!!!!!

(/extreme sarcasm)
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#24
Why did you choose Kensai?
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#25
who would win in a fight, the big JC or mace windu?
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#26
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#28
Whyd you make everything easier for everyone else?
Your mother likes it ruff, Trebeck.
#29
Why have you gotten progressively more and more shy over the years? In the Biblical past, you KILLED EVERYTHING with a BIG FEKKING FLOOD. Now you won't sure my sick puppy?
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#32
Quote by Benjibum2nd
I'd say, "Hey, I just proved you exist. Proof denies faith and you need faith to exist. I prove you exist, therefore you do not exist. QED."

WOW, two douglas Adams references within the first 5 posts.
#33
So God, Megadeth or Metallica?
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#39
Id prob. ask him about certain things in my life.
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#40
Dear God,
Hope you got the letter,
And I pray you can make it better down here.
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer,
But all the people that you made in your image,
See them starving on their feet,
'Cause they don't get enough to eat

From God,
I can't believe in you.

Dear God,
sorry to disturb you,
but I feel that I should be heard loud and clear.
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears,
And all the people that you made in your image,
See them fighting in the street,
'Cause they can't make opinions meet,
About God,
I can't believe in you.

Did you make disease, and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
And the devil too!

Dear God,
Don't know if you noticed,
But your name is on a lot of quotes in this book.
Us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look,
And all the people that you made in your image,
Still believing that junk is true.
Well I know it ain't and so do you,
Dear God,
I can't believe in,
I don't believe in,

I won't believe in heaven and hell.
No saints, no sinners,
No Devil as well.
No pearly gates, no thorny crown.
You're always letting us humans down.
The wars you bring, the babes you drown.
Those lost at sea and never found,
And it's the same the whole world 'round.
The hurt I see helps to compound,
that the Father, Son and Holy Ghost,
Is just somebody's unholy hoax,
And if you're up there you'll perceive,
That my heart's here upon my sleeve.
If there's one thing I don't believe in...

It's you,
Dear God.


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Originally Posted by jgbsmith
Guys, guys - put your penises away, we have a lady in the house!