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#1
something like "you know you're a redneck" jokes

il start us off


you know your rig sucks..... when you sound better unplugged

you know your rig sucks.....when you honestly think a MG would be a upgrade



now its your turn pit!!
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I wish I had an extra sensitive third nipple, and a girl who was into that sort of thing.

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In Russia, Winter Cold + Vodka + Big-Chested Women = No problem.


Book of shadows 2?
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#5
you know your rig sucks when your mom mistakes it for the vacume cleaner
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Fucking win S&R!
#9
Quote by fretsofthebeast
something like "you know you're a redneck" jokes

il start us off


you know your rig sucks..... when you sound better unplugged

you know your rig sucks.....when you honestly think a MG would be a upgrade



now its your turn pit!!

If you have a Taylor you'll obviously sound better unplugged.
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#10
You know your rig sucks when you stop playing your guitar, and look at this thread, which, coincidentally, also sucks.

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#11
You know your rig sucks when your amp picks up radio stations...
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You have made a potentially boring thread epic. Be proud.


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deanwad could be right, actually.


98% of teens have been around or have had alcohol. Put this in your sig if you like bagels.
#13
When you hate playing on your gear to the point where you post on internet forums to get away from the misery.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
#14
Quote by deanwad
You know your rig sucks when your amp picks up radio stations...


Unless it's a fuzz factory. Those are sweet.

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#15
You know your rig sucks when you can carry it in 1 hand
Check out my band Disturbed
#16
you know your rig sucks when your playing on a line 6 spider 3 15 watt that picks up the radio every now and then
Like punk the way it used to be? Deranged Youth Its like what Warped Tour should be!

Want to hear something mind-blowing? Pit O' Bodies Its like an amateur hypnotist plus the Spanish Inquisition!
#17
You know your rig sucks when you didn't use the searchbar.

\Incredibly lame first searchbar joke.
#18
You know your rig sucks when you know your rig sucks.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#19
Yo dawg, I herd you liek rigs so i put a rig in yo rig so you can suck while you suck.

You know your rig sucks when it doesn't play the songs for you

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You know your rig sucks when you can carry it in 1 hand

daytripper75

Bullieve


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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#20
You know your rig sucks when you're approached by a worker at Guitar Center, who proceeds to comment, "you sound just like Zakk Wylde!"
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#21
Quote by deanwad
You know your rig sucks when your amp picks up radio stations...


It's probably your cable, I got a new cable so it doesn't pick up radio signals anymore
#23
You know your rig sucks when you have crushing overdrive.

You know your rig sucks when it catches on fire.

You know your rig sucks when you Grandmother spits on it.
#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
#24
You know your rig sucks when you've thrown it from the third floor window after soaking it in gasoline and lighting it on fire...or you're just drunk..
#25
You know your rig sucks when your guitar says "Fender Starcaster"...
I'll show you my dark secret!
#27
You know your rig sucks when one of your several "extreme" channels are modeled after "Enter Sandman".
"A sense of purpose overrides reason."- Terry Goodkind

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."-Jimi Hendrix


\,,/GETCHA PULL!!!\,,/
- the late and ever-loved "Dimebag" Darrell Lance Abbott
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#28
Quote by Laysrgood
You know your rig sucks when your guitar says "Fender Starcaster"...


Starcasters are fun as hell to frankenstein
#29
Quote by Lord Mudkipz
Starcasters are fun as hell to frankenstein


Haha, when I can afford a new electric, I'll frankenstein mine
I'll show you my dark secret!
#30
You know your rig sucks when you own a warlock.

Conveniently, I never have
#31
You know your rig sucks if it can't go up to 11.
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You, my friend, win in epic proportions




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Man... now I gotta clean my laptop screen.




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^That has too much win for me to handle....
I think I need a glass of water and a nap.


#33
Quote by atlasguitar
You know your rig sucks when one of your several "extreme" channels are modeled after "Enter Sandman".

Is that a reference to the Vox Valvetronix series? I know mine's got a "Enter Sandman" mode.
#34
Quote by Alex Vik
You know your rig sucks when it has an insane channel.


This.

I have a friend who thinks the insane channel is the greatest thing to ever happen to amplifiers. AND he's dead serious.




#35
You know, your rig sucks.
maybe if you had a
revolver
you'd
suck less

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#36
Quote by deanwad
You know your rig sucks when your amp picks up radio stations...


That's actually happened to me once
MG-15DFX.........coincidence? I THINK NOT

You know your rig sucks when you get better distortion from a DS-1 (still love the pedal, but I don't like relying on pedals when I got a halfstack)
#37
Quote by MercyfulFate505
You know your rig sucks when you get better distortion from a DS-1 (still love the pedal, but I don't like relying on pedals when I got a halfstack)


I can totally relate.
Ball Custom Mark I

Korg Pitchblack > Dunlop Crybaby wah > mODDball audio Green Bastard > Marshall GV2 Guv'nor Plus > EHX Holy Stain > MXR Phase 90 > MXR Carbon Copy

Jet City JCA20h
Epiphone Valve Jr.
Blackstar HTV212
#38
You know your rig sucks when it can be upgraded by randomly beating it with various blunt objects.

/fail?
#39
When you sound better on clean than full distortion....


But I guess that's just relative.
hue
#40
^IMO thats the case with Fender amps most of the time, but if you have a Fender tube amp then I would not consider said rig to suck.

You know your rig sucks when the tone attracts bees
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As usual Natrone's mouth spouts general win.

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man, Natrone you're some kind of ninja I swear


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plexi


i realize the longshot that is. little giant to humongous one.


Rest In Peace Stevie Ray
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