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#1
I mean seriously. Bass instantly makes people ****able. (It must be the fingers of steel.)

Lemmy

This man isn't remotely attractive, but he has nailed thousands of women!

Gene Simmons

He's literally a clown. (But it probably is just his tongue that gets him *****.)

Pete Wentz

I mean, I think "he" even has a vagina, but every girl seems to want to sex him anyway.

So why the **** do people say guitarists get more sex. Hell, most females that are shallow enough to sex someone because they play guitar won't even know the difference between a guitar and a bass.
#3
I suppose they're just easy targets because the average person can't even the bass.
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#4
Because "Whaa whaaaaaaaaaa da da da" is better than "Dum... Dum... Dum..."


That's how girls hear music, right?
#5
everyone above is rich


being rich > looks

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#6
because who does the main solos in the spotlight? Guitarists. So the bassist and the drummer is left in the dark.
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#7
I play bass in my band and the girls that come on to me arent always ugly but then again I play guitar on certain songs
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because who does the main solos in the spotlight? Guitarists. So the bassist and the drummer is left in the dark.


Psh, girls only listen to hip-hop and talentless pop anyway [/huge generalization].
#10
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I mean seriously. Bass instantly makes people ****able. (It must be the fingers of steel.)

Lemmy

This man isn't remotely attractive, but he has nailed thousands of women!

Gene Simmons

He's literally a clown. (But it probably is just his tongue that gets him *****.)

Pete Wentz

I mean, I think "he" even has a vagina, but every girl seems to want to sex him anyway.


So why the **** do people say guitarists get more sex. Hell, most females that are shallow enough to sex someone because they play guitar won't even know the difference between a guitar and a bass.



Pete Wentz doesn't have a vagina. He isn't even real. He's just a hallowgram created by the government.


Anyways to answer your question: most bass players after about the mid to late 70s became completely useless as they started copying the rythm guitar or were edited out of the songs :P so it's just a joke.
#11
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I mean seriously. Bass instantly makes people ****able. (It must be the fingers of steel.)

Lemmy

This man isn't remotely attractive, but he has nailed thousands of women!

Gene Simmons

He's literally a clown. (But it probably is just his tongue that gets him *****.)

Pete Wentz

I mean, I think "he" even has a vagina, but every girl seems to want to sex him anyway.

So why the **** do people say guitarists get more sex. Hell, most females that are shallow enough to sex someone because they play guitar won't even know the difference between a guitar and a bass.



First two can also sing, and the last is becasue he's the best looking guy in a band that's popular with teenage retards
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#12
Because no one knows this, but the bass's frequencies are inaudible to most female ears. It's true.
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#13
I wish I knew about this stereotype before I picked up bass...
#14
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has lemmy ever considered removing the warts from his face... ehh...


no he said that it would be unmetal if he removed them
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no he said that it would be unmetal if he removed them


He's not Nathan Explosion, therefore your comment loses all hilarity.
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has lemmy ever considered removing the warts from his face... ehh...

Jesus, that dude has soooo much money and doesnt get that ulgy sh*t removed....
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#20
Because there are only about 4 bass players in every continent.

Even hearing of a nearby bass player is a rarity in itself, now if he's getting laid that's a whole 'nother story.
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#21
Because they're not even musicians. Those 'fingers of steel' can never make up for the lack of a penis of steel.

/sarcasm. Don't even dare start with me.
#23
According to Metallica, Cliff got loads of chicks because according to James, "Cliff? He had a big dick, apparently word got around about that."
#25
John Entwistle. The man who died while getting laid with a chick and enjoying a few grams of charlie.

I think it's safe to say the "Bassits nevarr get teh sexz!1!!!11!1!" stereotype doesn't exist.:


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#26
Its not because they are bassist that they dont get girls, its because they have poor self image so they choose an instrument that isnt really noticed so it doesnt bring attention to them.
#27
you answered your own question by picking 3 f*ch ugly bassists.
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#28
Many stereotypes aren't true, it's just a joke. Just like when people say that drummers aren't musicains.
#29
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Many stereotypes aren't true, it's just a joke. Just like when people say that drummers aren't musicains.

Hahahaha, you almost had me there
Of course drummers aren't musicians


#30
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Its not because they are bassist that they dont get girls, its because they have poor self image so they choose an instrument that isnt really noticed so it doesnt bring attention to them.


Oh yes of, you're right!

I chose to play bass because I have a poor self image, it makes perfect sense.
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Oh yes of, you're right!

I chose to play bass because I have a poor self image, it makes perfect sense.


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#32
Gene Simmons has repeatedly claimed he's nailed over 1000 women.
granted, i think 1000 rubs is rediculous; i have no doubt he's had his share...
being in one of the worlds biggest bands and tha'.

and Pete Wentz without doubt gets more than his fair share of screaming teen poon.
considering that the infamous pic of his **** was at one point the most searched for picture on google images.

as for lemmy...
he was number 8 on maxim magazines 'Living Sex Legends' list.
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#34
In the documentary he explained that while in school he noticed a pupil who had brought a guitar to school and had been "surrounded by chicks". His mother had a guitar, which he then took to school, even though he could not play, and was himself surrounded by girls: "In those days just having a guitar was enough... that was it".


#36
i dunno what your talkin about cause didnt John Entwistle allegedly die next to a stripper and drugs?

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#37
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Because no one knows this, but the bass's frequencies are inaudible to most people's ears. It's true.


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#40
Guitarists and Singers like to put other bandmates down. Bassists are often the target because the good ones are often have the best musicianship in the band, and because they(bassists) are team players they allow the stereotyping because of Guitarists and singer's sensitive little egos.
seriously though, the stereotype isn't true.
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