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#1
its now 1:29 AM and im blasted out of my face and i think i just came home from this girls place but only she is relatively large (like LARGE) and i think we just had sex...

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#4
scratch n sniff. If it's not the original scent. Go wash away your shame. . . . but then again what's wrong with bbws?
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#6
just how large ?

we need pictures to determine if win or not win
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#7
Quote by bambamm89
scratch n sniff. If it's not the original scent. Go wash away your shame. . . . but then again what's wrong with bbws?

Now there's an oxymoron if I've ever heard one.
#8
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L.M.F.A.O.

This is why I no longer drink large amounts of alcohol.


im not drunk lol, just huge amounts of grassss
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#9
How can you not be sure if you had sex? If you genuinely don't know, you'll know tomorrow if your friends all laugh at your fail.
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#11
nobody sleeps with women because they are high TS. you like fat chicks


unless you did e
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#12
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Well look on the bright side if she really is heavy you probably didn't pick anything up from her.


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#13
Quote by mmolteratx
How can you not be sure if you had sex? If you genuinely don't know, you'll know tomorrow if your friends all laugh at your fail.



i dont even know whats going on but i dont know whats going on
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#15
If she's a whale, then at least the chance of an STI is small.

Butt.....


HAHAHAHAHA YOU F*CKED A WHALE!

Sorry.
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#16
And I came in here expecting a suicide note.


...Or maybe this is one?
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what's pron?


EDIT: i googled it, you guys are gross.


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#19
lol i find it humorous that MH400 cant spell STD when its in his sig
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#20
They say that fat chicks give better head...
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#21
I too, pretend I am drunk/high in the pit by posting spam/troll threads about ****ing fat chicks using bad spelling.
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#22
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They say that fat chicks give better head...

In my experience, they're certainly more happy to do it.
#23
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']In my experience, they're certainly more happy to do it.

Quote by bendystraw
what's pron?


EDIT: i googled it, you guys are gross.


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#24
Quote by muya
lol i find it humorous that MH400 cant spell STD when its in his sig


i found this to be uncontrollably funny +2
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#25
She probably just wanted to hit the bars....snickers, milky way, three musketeers!

Fail on my part.
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#26
Quote by muya
lol i find it humorous that MH400 cant spell STD when its in his sig


An STI is an sexually transmitted infection bro....
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#27
Quote by muya
lol i find it humorous that MH400 cant spell STD when its in his sig



STI is the politically correct term for it.

The researchers felt that Disease was a bad word, so they replaced it with infection.

So
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#28
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OMNOMNOM



Fat girls tend to be louder too. Wonder what that's on about?
#29
Quote by MH400
STI is the politically correct term for it.

The researchers felt that Disease was a bad word, so they replaced it with infection.

So


your correction of his correction was also uncontrollably funny
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#30
Quote by MH400
If she's a whale, then at least the chance of an STI is small.

Butt.....


HAHAHAHAHA YOU F*CKED A WHALE!

Sorry.


Were there tits on that whale?

...
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#31
btw, did you use a condom ?

better hope so
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#33
Quote by illuminatiano
btw, did you use a condom ?

better hope so


with whales like that they could be 8 months pregnant and you just wouldn't know...
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#34
Quote by TheXBlackening
with whales like that they could be 8 months pregnant and you just wouldn't know...


90% sure i did and ahahaha that made me giggle
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#36
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']^You're unsure whether or not you even had sex with the girl, and yet you're 90% sure that you used a condom?


Is lack of stamina what you're implying?

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what's pron?


EDIT: i googled it, you guys are gross.


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#37
Quote by Shredoftheday
I too, pretend I am drunk/high in the pit by posting spam/troll threads about ****ing fat chicks using bad spelling.


This will pass after you enter adulthood.... then it will become a reality because you're drunk.
Last edited by Vikingx at Aug 22, 2009,
#38
Quote by illuminatiano
just how large ?

we need pictures to determine if win or not win


A large woman is always not win.
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#40
Quote by xBrando
A large woman is always not win.



Oh come on man... every good party need someone to throw $hit at doesn't it?

A WarPig perhaps??!?!?!?
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