#1
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8206280.stm

So how do you say we "hit 'em hard and hit 'em often"?
I think this calls for chainmail and broadswords all round.
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#3
... no?
and it's not proof that they exist, its proof that they it would be a difficult fight.
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#4
There was a thread on that exact same article like 2 days ago.

Fail
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#6
I searchbar'd yadda yadda, is anyone else seeing a recurring patern here? maybe the searchbar's just useless.
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#7
That is the conclusion of a mathematical exercise carried out by researchers in Canada.

I got this far and stopped reading.
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#8
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... no?
and it's not proof that they exist, its proof that they it would be a difficult fight.


then what was all that in cambodia a few years back?
#9
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I got this far and stopped reading.

Don't know why but that made me laugh
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#10
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then what was all that in cambodia a few years back?

wat? show me
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#11
I read this entire article and did not find one mention of proof at all.

This is a "what-if" scenario.

While I love zombie films, and find the Max Brooks novels a "serious but meant to be funny" compilation of storys and legends, I still havent seen any living proof that zombies exisit, or will ever exisit, The idea is cool though.

The solanum theory has been debunked a long time now, so please dont bring that up.
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#13
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wat? show me

never mind haha. turns out it was a hoax and i was never informed

apparently some people made up some story of a parasite that was infecting humans causing death within two days. the people would collapse or something and all vitals would go down the drain but this parasite would release some chemical that would bring them back for a few hours or so and the person would act extremely violent and such
#14
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Douche.

What a stupid article.

It was a joke, simmer down, eh?

I really have no problem with Canadians.
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#15
Even if zombies DID exist, just gather sunlight and plant some peashooters and cabbage-pults. DUH.
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#16
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Even if zombies DID exist, just gather sunlight and plant some peashooters and cabbage-pults. DUH.

#17
"Professor Robert Smith? (the question mark is part of his surname and not a typographical mistake)"

That's gotta suck.
#18
i hope they weren't paid.
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#19
well if zombies were to exist, and were capable of creating an army so vast that it threatened the world all i can say is

#21
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I think this calls for chainmail and broadswords all round.


Hell fucking yes.
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#22
WTF?
What is this Bullshi*?


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Originally Posted by blommen
the move of a true gentleman sir Jacek. short, civilised, and intellectual. hats off to you good sir
#23
Quote by ASITHOS
It was a joke, simmer down, eh?

I really have no problem with Canadians.


I didn't think I came off as hostile lol...
#24
Lies! I am just spreading the knowledge to raise humanity's chance of survival. The zombies haven't learned how to browse forums yet, the information is still safe.
#25
Zombies are real, but no injection, what if a demon or spirit (which are real) took over a dead body, then it would be qualified as a zombie.
#26
Possessing a dead body would probably be as effective as possessing a drawer, but the demons and spirits being real statement is up for debate.
#27
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Pfft, that's child's play.


This is what real men use.

you can slay giants with that ****
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Coldness and the storming winds lurking for prey
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#28
Maybe i'm missing the point..but I think these egg heads who did the study wasted time and money.

They could have used their brain power for something more meaningful..like curing cancer.
#29
Ha! I now have to call everyone who called me crazy and let the sweet apologies roll in.
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#30
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I think this calls for chainmail and broadswords all round.


good luck whit that they will get you eventually...
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#32
Professor Robert Smith? (the question mark is part of his surname and not a typographical mistake)


HAHAHAHAHA
Does anyone else find that rediculously funny?
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#34
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HAHAHAHAHA
Does anyone else find that rediculously funny?

I find your spelling of 'ridiculous' rediculously funny.
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#35
Thinking back, and reviewing this thread, I all of the sudden have very important information to share with everybody.

I, myself, am not a religious person. I dont really beleive in god, but lets say - what if.

If the "What if" im referring to is indeed true, then jesus died, and came back to life agian on easter, right?

Making jesus the first ever undead, and technically, the first zombie!

Jesus is a zombie.

Fear his return
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#36
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Thinking back, and reviewing this thread, I all of the sudden have very important information to share with everybody.

I, myself, am not a religious person. I dont really beleive in god, but lets say - what if.

If the "What if" im referring to is indeed true, then jesus died, and came back to life agian on easter, right?

Making jesus the first ever undead, and technically, the first zombie!

Jesus is a zombie. Fear his return


Your logic is irrefutable. Anyway...
Half the population is 'zombie worshipping' these days so they (zombies) may have an advantage.
Originally Posted by Dawginator
Lord Cheswick, you are a comic genius!


Originally Posted by blommen
the move of a true gentleman sir Jacek. short, civilised, and intellectual. hats off to you good sir