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I was inspired to make this thread after watching the local news, the newscaster said, "After the break, purple rain, and I don't mean the Jimi Hendrix Song" I was just like
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Wow that news reporter sounds like he is as Bold As Love.
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Nice thread.

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on the topic of twitter, last week the female newscaster said she "twatted" all the time, in the idle chat before the commercial break.

Please continue with the Hendrix puns, they're awesome.
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"Our top story: Twitter"


Do you really have nothing else to report??





On our local news, there's this thing were normal everyday people like you and me have a small segment were they report the news. I think it's called "New's to Me" or some ****. Never seen more fail.
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Yesterday their was a story on a local tribute act festival, the reporter asks the band "so why did you decide on Green Date as your band name?" to which the singer responds "we didn't we're razorlike".
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"Our top story: Twitter"


Do you really have nothing else to report??


I know it seems like the news stations are the only ones who care about twitter. I think its the dumbest thing ever created by the human race
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"Our top story: Twitter"


Do you really have nothing else to report??


you have nothing on us: our top story, a Ringo Starr lookalike
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on the topic of twitter, last week the female newscaster said she "twatted" all the time, in the idle chat before the commercial break.

Please continue with the Hendrix puns, they're awesome.

Was she a foxey lady?
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Was she a foxey lady?



She was quite the little heartbreaker. i once saw her on the scene, and I just wanted to scream.
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She was quite the little heartbreaker. i once saw her on the scene, and I just wanted to scream.

So she wasn't an Angel?
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
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My local news station reported about this bird who got hit by a van, turned out it broke it's Little Wing
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So she wasn't an Angel?


Well, she did come down from heaven yesterday, but she only stayed long enough for afternoon tea.
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Well, she did come down from heaven yesterday, but she only stayed long enough for afternoon tea.

Did she have Gypsy Eyes?
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
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Give the guy a break, he may be a rookie and yet to be experienced.
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Did she have Gypsy Eyes?


No, but she somehow chopped a mountain down with the end of her hand.


Edit: to lankydwarf, he's been the main newscaster for like 8 years.
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Give the guy a break, he may be a rookie and yet to be experienced.


Why don't you send in a letter and ask him if he is?
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No, but she somehow chopped a mountain down with the end of her hand.


Edit: to lankydwarf, he's been the main newscaster for like 8 years.

Maybe she just had Manic Depression?
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
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My local news station reported about this bird who got hit by a van, turned out it broke it's Little Wing


Aww, what happened when the dove cried?

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Maybe she just had Manic Depression?



That's possible, she did ask me what would happen if a 6 turned into a 9.
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That's possible, she did ask me what would happen if a 6 turned into a 9.
It was probably just Love or Confusion.
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That's possible, she did ask me what would happen if a 6 turned into a 9.

Well I guess we'll just have to Wait Until Tomorrow
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
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Our news channel always has a delay on when the topic thing begins, but they never realise.. So one time this new chick was saying how midgets are helping the place out, not realising the camera was still on her she began laughing at them.. Her eyes blew up like a balloon when she realised she was still on.. Haven't seen her since
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On the radio.. they were going over the headlines, so just going through the stories naming their title, and one time it went like this...

Dong....'money poured in to help banks'

Dong....'skeptics say downturn will get worse'

Dong....'man in Leeds...'


That was it, apparently there's a man in Leeds, and that's a headline! Oh i did laugh
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Well I guess we'll just have to Wait Until Tomorrow


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I'm dissapointed by the lack of penis.

If anyone sigs that, i'll fucking kill them.
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Are You Experienced?


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Are You Experienced?

Who Knows.


EDIT:^^ I should change mine but mines was better
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
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Quote by parigod
I was inspired to make this thread after watching the local news, the newscaster said, "After the break, purple rain, and I don't mean the Jimi Hendrix Song" I was just like



Epic fail by your reporter.


What the hell was he talking about anyway? What was he reffering to?
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