#1
Does anyone have and good advice on how to get a part-time job?

I try and get jobs by filling in applications and handing out CV's but i havent been offered a job yet : /
#2
Join the club, mate
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#3
Start low. Don't be too proud to work on a tip or a building site.

It'll be easier when the students start giving up their summer jobs cause of class and all that, they'll be more opportunities.

Also, don't bother with online applications. They just wipe their metaphorical backsides with it.
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#5
put on some nice cloths. like a shirt and some gay shoes and go put resumes in everywhere and be extremly happy when you do, smile heaps
#6
I hear there's a window in the male prostitution industry, one thing though, you're not homophobic are you?

Though you're probably not gonna get anything decent, millions of people are looking for jobs at the moment and most wont get them.

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put on some nice cloths. like a shirt and some gay shoes and go put resumes in everywhere and be extremly happy when you do, smile heaps


Yes, the shoes must be having sex with other shoes of the same sex, or else everyone will just ignore you.
#7
Make a resume.
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#8
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Make a resume.

CV = Resume

And TS, welcome to the credit crunch and age of unemployment
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CV = Resume

And TS, welcome to the credit crunch and age of unemployment


Oh, I see now. Refer to my sig please.
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#12
Annoy your potional employer. Go back and talk too them about hiring you over and over. Its how i got my first job
#14
apply at walmart. theyll hire anyone. i mean, they hired me, so i think theyll take whatever they can get
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Wear a tuxedo to a job that requires you to clean toilets.

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I dunno how the hell to get a job either.

I once thought i could make money from "donating blood" but then i realized you don't get money for donating it


The hint is in the word "Donate" :P
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#21
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I dunno how the hell to get a job either.

I once thought i could make money from "donating blood" but then i realized you don't get money for donating it

Donate sperm, they pay **** tonnes for that. And the benefit of having hundreds of kids all over the world is that one of them might turn out to be a genius and get rich, so you can leech off them.
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Donate sperm, they pay **** tonnes for that. And the benefit of having hundreds of kids all over the world is that one of them might turn out to be a genius and get rich, so you can leech off them.


And you have a bunch of spare organs running around, should you ever need a kidney.
#23
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apply at walmart. theyll hire anyone. i mean, they hired me, so i think theyll take whatever they can get


yer, i got rejected : /

In the Uk its called Asda, i got rejected from iceland too
#24
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the credit crunch is a gain setting on my anp


****ing brilliant mate !