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#1
They obviously do in hardcore films, but in softcore like Hotel Erotica et al you often don't see everything (i.e. the penis going into the vagina/ass) so I don't know...

Does anyone know?

What about in crabcore?
#3
Who watches softcore porn instead of hardcore porn? That's thinking about masturbation until you cum instead of doing it.
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#5
No, it's all faked
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#8
Quote by Venice King
Porn is for losers who can't get the real thing. Therefore, porn is for most of the Pit.


Fixed.
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#9
Quote by Kensai
Who watches softcore porn instead of hardcore porn? That's thinking about masturbation until you cum instead of doing it.

No, it's really, really not anything like that at all.
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Last edited by whalepudding at Aug 22, 2009,
#10
Quote by Venice King
Porn is for losers


F u porn is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#11
Quote by MH400
Fixed.

Well if you wanna be so clear about it yeah
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#12
Quote by Venice King
Porn is for losers


Scientific studies shows that being aroused has health benefits. So I guess I'll outlive all of you.

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Oh kensai thats the funniest thing i've ever heard, your jokes are always so funny.. Keep em coming

/sarcasm


Yeah I go around quoting people and feeding them with my pointless opinion on their comedic value too.
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#13
Quote by Kensai
Scientific studies shows that being aroused has health benefits. So I guess I'll outlive all of you.


Yeah I go around quoting people and feeding them with my pointless opinion on their comedic value too.


It's ok, 99% of sane people think you're funny Kensai, now her'es a lollipop, go sit in the corner like a good boy.

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#14
Quote by Kensai
Scientific studies shows that being aroused has health benefits. So I guess I'll outlive all of you.


Yeah I go around quoting people and feeding them with my pointless opinion on their comedic value too.

Being aroused doesn't have to be the same as googling boobs and yeah there are about a million more factors involved in life span so I'll take that bet.
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#16
Anyway, I think they do it in all the movies. Seriously, when they have "hot" scenes, I really think they do it. For example, in Vicky Cristina Barcelona, when Cristina and Juan Carlos are in bed, well... they must be doing it, otherwise they couldn't fake that, I mean, he is literally into her
#17
I once saw a soft-core film based on the Victorian ages, both the man and woman were wearing suits, and she looked about 12, and he looked about 30 ... it was hot.
#18
Quote by ShallowEndings
Oh kensai thats the funniest thing i've ever heard, your jokes are always so funny.. Keep em coming

/sarcasm

Why specifically Kensai? If you don't think he is funniest that's fine but he is obviously not the least funniest, you just said that to go against popular opinion.
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#19
If you dont see it, they arent doing it, most likely.




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#20
Quote by lukeylynch
They obviously do in hardcore films, but in softcore like Hotel Erotica et al you often don't see everything (i.e. the penis going into the vagina/ass) so I don't know...

Does anyone know?

What about in crabcore?

arent yu kinda missing the point of it if you're thinking abou this when you're watching it?
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#21
Quote by Venice King
Being aroused doesn't have to be the same as googling boobs and yeah there are about a million more factors involved in life span so I'll take that bet.


Well, whatever makes you aroused then.
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#22
Ofcourse not. Its a dead business.

Look ill explain it clear too you:
People who like porn, don't like softcore porn.
And people who don't like porn, Don't like softcore porn.

Thus, making it a moneyless. GOSH.
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#23
Quote by Kensai
Well, whatever makes you aroused then.

I wasn't saying being aroused is bad I was saying porn is pretty low.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#24
Quote by Venice King
Why specifically Kensai? If you don't think he is funniest that's fine but he is obviously not the least funniest, you just said that to go against popular opinion.


Did i ever say he was the least funniest?? Popular opinion eh? Popular opinion shows that if you look around in forums you'll see people like me, don't find his humour anything near funny.
#25
ok, u want real porn, go on the internet, films are MOST LIKELY fake, internet has all, my friends
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#26
Quote by Venice King
I wasn't saying being aroused is bad I was saying porn is pretty low.

Splain please.
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#27
Softcore has tits. You can show tits in a rated R movie. You can also show a flaccid penis. But once it gets hard, it's X-rated.

In Softcore, there is nothing actually. going on. It's all for show.

It's the WWE of pornography.
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#28
Quote by Venice King
I wasn't saying being aroused is bad I was saying porn is pretty low.


What's wrong with porn?

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ok, u want real porn, go on the internet, films are MOST LIKELY fake, internet has all, my friends


Or, real life.
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#29
Quote by Venice King
Why specifically Kensai? If you don't think he is funniest that's fine but he is obviously not the least funniest, you just said that to go against popular opinion.

Arse kisser.

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If you dont see it, they arent doing it, most likely.

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#30
Quote by CaRveItiNbass
Softcore has tits. You can show tits in a rated R movie. You can also show a flaccid penis. But once it gets hard, it's X-rated.

In Softcore, there is nothing actually. going on. It's all for show.

It's the WWE of pornography.


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#31
Oh, and:
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everyone really agrees with me and if you don't you're just trying to be cool

Stop that.
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#32
Quote by BlackLuster
Arse kisser.




How the f*ck is that arse kissing?
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#33
Haha ^^^ what a tool.


EDIT: To the quote of veniceking.
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#34
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Or, real life.
This. What's the point in watching others dry hump when you can go do that with someone else instead? /thread
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#35
If I were an actor and i was supposed to be getting all hot n' bothered with some smoking girl in a scene I'd probably just go for it.

If she was any kind of real actress she wouldn't wanna ruin the scene by calling me out, so it would be authentic AND I'd get laid.
#37
Quote by ShallowEndings
Did i ever say he was the least funniest?? Popular opinion eh? Popular opinion shows that if you look around in forums you'll see people like me, don't find his humour anything near funny.

You specifically quoting him to tell him he's unfunny implies you do

Quote by Kensai
What's wrong with porn?


Or, real life.

It's just really sleazy to be honest.

Quote by ShallowEndings
Oh come on dude..

I didn't even compliment him I just said he wasn't unfunny, You are just intentionally trying to get attention, you want attention why not bless the pit with some of your own humour?

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Haha ^^^ what a tool.


EDIT: To the quote of veniceking.

You meant I am a tool?
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#38
Quote by JohnnyV
If I were an actor and i was supposed to be getting all hot n' bothered with some smoking girl in a scene I'd probably just go for it.

If she was any kind of real actress she wouldn't wanna ruin the scene by calling me out, so it would be authentic AND I'd get aids.


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#39
Quote by ShallowEndings
Oh come on dude..



"If you don't think he is funniest that's fine"

You tell me how thats arse kissing.

If you think it is, then I feel sorry for you.
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#40
Indeed, lukeylynch.
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