Real Funny HA-HA-HA
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

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That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
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I wish I had an extra sensitive third nipple, and a girl who was into that sort of thing.

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In Russia, Winter Cold + Vodka + Big-Chested Women = No problem.

Book of shadows 2?
Don't make eye contact either
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its gay if your username is STE 969
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Tokio Hotel is probably the worst thing Germany has produced since WW2.

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Does this mean I have to give up fencing?

You're English so you should be fine with fencing
So I was raping this guy...

long story short, we didn't touch balls.
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add me and say you are from the pit
Its actually only gay if you push back. Anything else is totally kosher.

No man needs a holiday more than the man who has just had one.
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Does this mean I should stop playing snooker?

Whoa, that was lame. If you can't come up with anything fun, please don't post anything like that...
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Asking the Pit to play this is kinda like asking the guy who makes suggestive gay jokes if he wants to have sex with a man.