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#1
Beat the user above you in Brutalness, true stories only. None of the usual "I killed one thousand men with my bare hands, and washed my hair in their blood." Kind of crap.

While Butchering/Cleaning/Filating (Whatever word you want to use) a Fish (Northern Pike) I cut out its still beating heart, Held it in my hand, and crushed it.
#6
No!
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Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#7
this one time I bought a junior hack saw, found some wood, but it with the Junior Hack saw, and pulled out it's still beating heart, and ate it for breakfast


oh yeah, and this thread has simply been born out of trying to show off your "big" e-penis.. not working tbh buddy..
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"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#8
And do the windmill.

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#11
I just got a banjo today. So I win.
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Peavey JF2EX
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Be sure to be able to recite at least one Shakespeare quote before and after each song.

Out loud, or in your head, it's up to you.
#12
I one time saw a dieing dog(pitbull of some sort)
and it had just been run over and was in pain so i put,
it out of its misery by curbstomping it.
#13
I got a banjo killer today.
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I also have hairy butt cheeks, I once shaved a letter 'W' on each cheek, so that when I bent over it spelled WoW.

warning, some of the contents of this post may not necessarily be completely true.
#14
Quote by will123456789
this one time I bought a junior hack saw, found some wood, but it with the Junior Hack saw, and pulled out it's still beating heart, and ate it for breakfast


oh yeah, and this thread has simply been born out of trying to show off your "big" e-penis.. not working tbh buddy..

No, I just wanted to See if anyone has Done anything Brutal.
#15
Quote by Pencil Man
I got a banjo killer today.

equipment:
Gibson SG Special ltd.
Peavey JF2EX
Fender Kingman SCE
Vox AD30Vt
Line6 Spider III 150

Quote by Philip_pepper

Be sure to be able to recite at least one Shakespeare quote before and after each song.

Out loud, or in your head, it's up to you.
#16
I watched the informercial channel for 27,5 hours.
The corners of your mouth feel dry and rather itchy, don't they?

(oh god, I just noticed this one) Your penis is never quite comfortable in its current position.

oh btw:
manual blinking activated
#17
I'm not concerned with being brutal.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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It's you
#19
Quote by bdrislegit
I one time saw a dieing dog(pitbull of some sort)
and it had just been run over and was in pain so i put,
it out of its misery by curbstomping it.


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Fender Telecaster Blacktop
Epiphone Les Paul Negative
VOX Valvetronix VT-30
Fulltone OCD
Boss FZ-5
Last edited by LankeyDwarf at Aug 22, 2009,
#20
I cut the tail off of a happy little puppy then slowly castrated it and stuck pins in it's tongue. Then I got my friend to come in the room so that it thought it would be OK, then cut it's throat when it started getting hopeful.


What the hell did I just write?
#22
i used my sons college fund to go to the dethklok concert on the iceberg, and i lost all but 2 of my fingers to frostbite.
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^
shanchett, you get an E for Effort

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#25
I once bought some pancakes for breakfast from McDonalds, cut out its still beating heart, Held it in my hand, and crushed it.
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#26
I drawed a 2 meter tall dick on the house of a guy i hate..


..With permanent marker
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#27
Quote by shanchett99
i used my sons college fund to go to the dethklok concert on the iceberg, and i lost all but 2 of my fingers to frostbite.


its fine you son will probably find a job at a fastfood place to support his wife and kids.
#29
^ TRUE stories man. xD Not things we accomplish in our dreams.

Anyways, the only "brutal" thing I've done is cut my lips with a rusted knife. :O Never again will I play truth or dare...
私の名前はアジリョです

Quote by MarshmallowPies
I snapped my high E once and sliced my finger open, so I can only assume snapping the low E would put me into a coma or something.
#30
when i was about 13yo me and my brother were at a neighbourhood party and we were playing in a jumping castle.
A man said we were to old and were scaring kids so we had to get off.
Then we played lego football, that was on a table there.
I accidently broke it, and turned to my brother and said 'that'll teach them not to let us on the jumping castle, let's go!'

true story!
#31
Quote by EvilDomo
^ TRUE stories man. xD Not things we accomplish in our dreams.

Anyways, the only "brutal" thing I've done is cut my lips with a rusted knife. :O Never again will I play truth or dare...

Oh yeah... How's that Tetanus Going?
#32
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#33
Quote by toine
when i was about 13yo me and my brother were at a neighbourhood party and we were playing in a jumping castle.
A man said we were to old and were scaring kids so we had to get off.
Then we played lego football, that was on a table there.
I accidently broke it, and turned to my brother and said 'that'll teach them not to let us on the jumping castle, let's go!'

true story!


i bet you 2 ran away quick as the little kids were anchoring there little teeth into your legs

EDIT: that Gaahl quote gets overused...
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#35
Quote by Gryphon999
i bet you 2 ran away quick as the little kids were anchoring there little teeth into your legs

lol no, my brother was laughing his ass off. but i was cool and Brootal
#36
Quote by Life Is Brutal
Oh yeah... How's that Tetanus Going?
Ah that was 2 years ago. It's pretty much healed now.
私の名前はアジリョです

Quote by MarshmallowPies
I snapped my high E once and sliced my finger open, so I can only assume snapping the low E would put me into a coma or something.
#38
I opened a box with a...

letter opener.

And I stabbed the f*ck out of my middle finger, while opening it.
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#39
Quote by Life Is Brutal
Remember kids, get your shots Before you play Truth or Dare.
Sir yes sir!

(Nice username btw.)
私の名前はアジリョです

Quote by MarshmallowPies
I snapped my high E once and sliced my finger open, so I can only assume snapping the low E would put me into a coma or something.
#40
While Butchering/Cleaning/Filating (Whatever word you want to use) a Heart (Pulmonary Artery) I cut out its still beating hand, Held it in my crush, and fished it.