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#1
Look at this face.



That's the face that acts the same in every single movie. The "I'm too good to die/squinty eyes/I make too much money" look.

It's very annoying, Mr and Mrs smith, troy, fight club, etc. always trying to act smart because someone with no life wrote his lines for him. Of course women through their panties at him because he makes enough money they wouldn't notice if he didn't even have a dick.

They should just get rid of actors after a while because once you're seen their face in 2,000 movies it gets repetitive and boring. Same old same old BS. If you aren't funny and can't bring something new to film get the fudge out mother trucker. Seriously. He's a friggin midget too, in person you wouldn't believe how short he is. If anybody had as much back-up/money to support their ass anyone can do what he does.

He should have perez hilton's penis shoved in his ass, cut off, and then sow his ass shut. Kill two ***s with one dick, I mean two birds with one stone.
#2
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rules 1 and 2.
edit:you cannot denie his sexiness.
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#3
Sounds like you're jealous of not being handsome/talented/famous/rich.
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#5
I don't see myself so I don't really care, plus I've never been told I was ugly. I wouldn't want to look like him either. Could care less about fame, probably gets annoying. Rich would be nice, but that's not the talent I'm looking for. So, what are you gay?
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Sounds like you're jealous of not being handsome/talented/famous/rich.

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#7
Brad Pitt is a fucking dude man. I have mad props re-spek for that crack.

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#9
Nigga please, if I was jealous of someone it would be Hendrix or Satriani. Real men. Not make up men.
#10
Although I don't like his acting, Brad Pitt is a good person
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#11
He wipes his ass with enough money to bring africa out of poverty. As well as his stupid whacked out bitch ass wife that looks like a fish.
#12
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Sounds like you're jealous of not being handsome/talented/famous/rich.


This guys got it.
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#13
First off, Brad Pitt is awesome and anybody who thinks otherwise is jealous, and second, who cares, he was a great actor in most of his movies.
#14
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I don't see myself so I don't really care, plus I've never been told I was ugly. I wouldn't want to look like him either. Could care less about fame, probably gets annoying. Rich would be nice, but that's not the talent I'm looking for. So, what are you gay?


I dunno gay, what are you???
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rules 1 and 2.

yes! win!
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#16
Is someone jealous of how badass aldo was? Or were you someone that got mad cause of all the gore in inglorious basterds?

Either way GTFO.
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#17
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First off, Brad Pitt is awesome and anybody who thinks otherwise is jealous, and second, who cares, he was a great actor in most of his movies.


Yeah, beacuse nobody's opinion can honestly dislike brad pitt. Sounds like the money signs has got you hooked as well.
#18
Nan0, you are ugly, have terrible financial income, and are a terrible musician. You literally are the opposite of Brad Pitt.
#19
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He wipes his ass with enough money to bring africa out of poverty. As well as his stupid whacked out bitch ass wife that looks like a fish.



He's donated more money to charity than you'll make in your lifetime.
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#21
That isn't decieded yet. Mutha ****a you don't know me. Whatever brad pitt better get the **** back on the banana boat and kiss somebody's mutha ****ing ass.
#22
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That isn't decieded yet. Mutha ****a you don't know me. Whatever brad pitt better get the **** back on the banana boat and kiss somebody's mutha ****ing ass.



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#23
so you didn't see "Burn After Reading"?
or Seven?
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#24
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Yeah, beacuse nobody's opinion can honestly dislike brad pitt. Sounds like the money signs has got you hooked as well.


Money signs? They're not literal hooks to toss a slab of meat on.
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#27
I don't give a ****. He made it to the top sucking all the way up, or bending over if you prefer that. Either way, he's like an old police dog. Needs to be put out of my misery.
#30
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Yeah, beacuse nobody's opinion can honestly dislike brad pitt. Sounds like the money signs has got you hooked as well.
You're right, nobodies opinion could dislike Brad Pitt. An opinion isn't an object.
#32
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And while your bitching. He's rolling in money not caring.


I'm laughing in my honor not caring either. Some things you can't buy, mutha ****a.


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#36
Calm down, he's a fucking actor, does it really affect your life this much? Get over yourself
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#38
I made my point, love it, read it, hate it, you're all just players in the game of hate.

Do as you please kthxbai.
#40
Him and his wife adopt alot of poverty stricken kids and donate to charities also. What have you done? Umm.. Whinge and try to compare your life to Brad Pitt
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