#3
paper + stove = paper on fire which works as a lighter?
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#4
... match?
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#7
Quote by GMD093
yea except im high, i shouldnt drive, and i have no matches or lightes


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#8
Steel wool + battery = fire
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#10
Quote by deanwad
Steel wool + battery = fire

I am so tempted to do this
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#15
Quote by Alex Vik
How did you get high without a lighter or matches?


He used his last match?
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Taking the piss out of Americans is like bullying retards, it's unashamedly one-sided but extremely gratifying.
#16
If you're trying to light weed, just take a stick, put paper around it, turn your oven on, light the paper, go outside fast, and light it.

If not, I don't know, but I did that once and it worked.
#17
my lighter went out in the middle of smoking and i need to get rid of it so i need to smoke it all
#19
Quote by GMD093
^ how? tel me!

Steel wool across the battery terminals... its like fuse wire and it gets red hot and burns out.
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#22
Quote by deanwad
Steel wool + battery = fire

this is true.
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#24
Quote by GMD093
ok
cool do you know of any clever ways of hiding the stuff

I usually hide my stash in my pocket. But if you have a playstation 2, open up the back and bingo, instant hiding spot.
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#25
Quote by GMD093
ok
cool do you know of any clever ways of hiding the stuff


Pickup cavity? Inside FX pedal?
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#26
two sticks and a stone you caveman motherfucker.
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#27
Put it in a rubber glove or condom then shuve it up your ass, alot of people do it.
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#28
Quote by 2 15/16
I usually hide my stash in my pocket. But if you have a playstation 2, open up the back and bingo, instant hiding spot.


Holy ****, that's the best idea ever xD

Short of hiding it in my guitars control cavity.

Edit: Yeah, hide it in your guitars control cavity or some ****. Or your speaker cab if you use a stack.
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