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#1
...aaaaaaaand it's awesome.

Anyone here have funny stories/tales/memoirs, or dreaming pets?

When my doberman dreams, he just makes weird noises and stuff, but I have another dog, and she like starts running while laying down, and barks and stuff. Its great. Just brings like, joy to my day and stuff.

Just step yourself outside, and look up at the stars above.

#3
My dog sleeps outside so sadly I don't know...

Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
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I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
#5
My one of my dog's sleeps under my mom's bed, which is above my ceiling, so sometimes I'll hear her squealing in her sleep late at night.
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#6
Both of my dogs have sex under my bed occasionally.

My little dog will sometimes bark in his sleep.
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#7
My dog sleeps next to me and wags her tail while dreaming thus slapping me in the face.




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#8
Yeah, the first time we saw that, we thought our labrador was having a fit.

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#9
all dogs do it.

my dad calls it chasing rabbits. cause their legs kick and they sometimes bark. like they are chasing something.
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#11
My dog twitches his feet and ears. Nothing exciting. However, when he was in a deep sleep outside (he didn't hear me walking through the grass) I decided to pull his tail. Not the greatest idea I've ever had. He went all Cujo on me.

The dog I used to have before he died used to have a slight snore. It was pretty cute .
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#12
Yeah, my dogs bark and kind of spaz out. It's pretty funny.
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#15
my cat suckles imaginary milk in his sleep. I think it's because he was taken away from his mum too soon.
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#16
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My one of my dog's sleeps under my mom's bed, which is above my ceiling, so sometimes I'll hear her squealing in her sleep late at night.


thats not your dog....
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#17
Quote by digman50
thats not your dog....


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#18
my dog farts in his sleep, and not just silent doggy farts, if he's at the right angle it's a really long human sounding fart.
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#19
my dog used to let out small bursts of gas while proceeding to whimper uncontrollably ...

i miss him
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be my fear, be my hope
be the indication
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take your most dreadful form
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#20
My next door neighbours have a dog that must be as old as me, sometimes when they put it outside in the front garden and i have my window open, i can hear it wandering around coughing, barking occasionally at passers by, its quite sad because it is very old and i haven't seen it out there for a few weeks.
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Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#21
My turtle used to dream, very vivid dreams about long-forgotten priests. He used to dream of terrible gods, slumbering beneath the earth's crust, waiting to rise.


/Lovecraft reference
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#22
Quote by Kensai
My turtle used to dream, very vivid dreams about long-forgotten priests. He used to dream of terrible gods, slumbering beneath the earth's crust, waiting to rise.


wat.
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#24
My dog will just twitch and yip in her sleep. Sometimes she'll start wagging her tail or snore a little, too. Nothing out of the ordinary really. It's still kinda cute, though.
#25
Quote by Doctor Wu
...aaaaaaaand it's awesome.

Anyone here have funny stories/tales/memoirs, or dreaming pets?

When my doberman dreams, he just makes weird noises and stuff, but I have another dog, and she like starts running while laying down, and barks and stuff. Its great. Just brings like, joy to my day and stuff.


Dude totally jacked my avatar
#26
Quote by StewieSwan
My one of my dog's sleeps under my mom's bed, which is above my ceiling, so sometimes I'll hear her squealing in her sleep late at night.

your mom or the dog?
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#27
My dog growls and makes soft little yipping sounds, as well as twitching her paws, ears and tail.

Fuck dog are awesome.
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#29
My old dog was dreaming, then he got up and ran into the wall hahah.
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#30
Quote by Gibshall
My dog sleeps next to me and wags her tail while dreaming thus slapping me in the face.






Wow. It must suck when your dog farts.
#31
Quote by Gibshall
My dog sleeps next to me and wags her tail while dreaming thus slapping me in the face.







Why is your dogs ass next to your face?
Feed your mind.
#32
TS has a fetish for dog dreams
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#34
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my dog farts in his sleep, and not just silent doggy farts, if he's at the right angle it's a really long human sounding fart.

Do you have a doberman, if so I'm so sorry. My step-mom had 2 dobermen, one died a few months ago, and they had the worst smelling gas ever. It was like pure concentrated evil, but in smell form.
#35
Quote by Doctor Wu
...aaaaaaaand it's awesome.

Anyone here have funny stories/tales/memoirs, or dreaming pets?

When my doberman dreams, he just makes weird noises and stuff, but I have another dog, and she like starts running while laying down, and barks and stuff. Its great. Just brings like, joy to my day and stuff.


My dog does the running thing.

Probably dreaming abut running after a rabbit

I also feel alot of joy when things like this happen
#36
Quote by cornmancer
Do you have a doberman, if so I'm so sorry. My step-mom had 2 dobermen, one died a few months ago, and they had the worst smelling gas ever. It was like pure concentrated evil, but in smell form.




Niiice. That was totally the best description of a doberman fart I've ever heard. The only one, but I doubt there are better ones out there...

Just step yourself outside, and look up at the stars above.

#39
Quote by Kensai
My turtle used to dream, very vivid dreams about long-forgotten priests. He used to dream of terrible gods, slumbering beneath the earth's crust, waiting to rise.


/Lovecraft reference


#40
Quote by Kensai
My turtle used to dream, very vivid dreams about long-forgotten priests. He used to dream of terrible gods, slumbering beneath the earth's crust, waiting to rise.


/Lovecraft reference

What did it's farts smell like?
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
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