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#1
I am so paranoid about getting my girlfriend pregnant. When I really shouldnt I mean right? She's on the pill and I mostly always insist on using condoms. Like even right now I am scared of her being pregnant and she tells me not to worry so much. Its like this. She just had her period, we had sex a bit after her period was done but their was still some aftermath from her menstruation we used a condom and it was fine it didn't break or anything. Tonight we had unprotected sex and I pulled out and I still have this feeling in my stomach of anxiety. I know what you guys might say if you're not ready to face the consequences you shouldnt be having sex. And I know that but god damn whats wrong with me and why am I so freaked out.
#2
Nope, because I don't have unprotected sex...


or sex at all...


I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#3
I use a condom. Usually works for me. Don't be stupid. Better safe than sorry.
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Nope, because I don't have unprotected sex...


or sex at all...




this


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#6
You have to be when you go unprotected.
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this


also +

I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#9
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On a site with so many virgins??

Iunno, me no.. Cos you should always wrap your willy than be silly.

Wuss.
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#11
Number of times condom was used: 1
Number of times girl got preggers: 0
Number of times intercourse was acheived: 500+
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#14
Quote by Alex Vik
Nope, because abstinence is 100% guaranteed to work.

Oh, and pulling out is the worst method of birth control.

Whether you were kidding or not, I agree.
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Number of times condom was used: 1
Number of times girl got preggers: 0
Number of times intercourse was acheived: 500+



By this time next week, we're both going to be expecting fathers.
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Live life on the wild side you say?

It's like a way more dangerous game of russian roulette.
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#17
Oh come on, what's the worst that could happen if you do get her preggers?
#18
Most the Pit are virgins. This question is kinda void lol

I don't get worried though. They're usually on the pill and I always wrap it.

It's all good.
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Quote by Alex Vik
Nope, because abstinence is 100% guaranteed to work.

Oh, and pulling out is the worst method of birth control.


Dude's right. Pulling out doesn't really work. Just wear a condom dude, not that big of a deal.
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#24
Ahhh I just couldnt deal with that, like im all for a girl to choose if she wants to abort or not, like whatever its up to her and i have nothin against abortion, but my girlfriend is completely against it.
#25
My girlfriend is on the pill and I insist on using a condom because my dad would beat the **** out of me if I got her pregnant
#26
Nah, I'm not worried, being pregnant is made up, just like global warming!

Children are born from tree pods, everyone knows that.
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Nah, I'm not worried, being pregnant is made up, just like global warming!

Children are born from tree pods, everyone knows that.



Quit spreading your ignorant nonsense. Science has proven that they are delivered by a stork. Grow up and learn something
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#28
It's a stork now?

The tree's must have gone on strike too much. They didn't have a union I guess, so they lost their job to the stork.

I hear the do good delivery times. They are like the DHL of the bird world.
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#29
the pill is pretty damn effective. its just some serious bad luck if you knock a chick up when she's taking the pill properly. TS you do realize that even without the pill, its not a 1:1 ratio of jizzing inside of girl:getting girl pregnant. that's why couples say they are 'trying' to get pregnant. then if you also pull out while she is on the pill...your gf is right, you worry too much.
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It's a stork now?

The tree's must have gone on strike too much. They didn't have a union I guess, so they lost their job to the stork.

I hear the do good delivery times. They are like the DHL of the bird world.



Don't be silly. Babies crawl out of the ground!
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#31
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Don't be silly. Babies crawl out of the ground!

I don't know who to believe...


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#32
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I don't know who to believe...




It's all just 1 big conspiracy
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#33
No worries here...wife got "fixed" last December!

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#34
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Nope, because abstinence is 100% guaranteed to work.

Oh, and pulling out is the worst method of birth control.



No, no. The worst method of birth control is trying to pick all the come up from inside of her with your fingers after you've came. Because you can't do it.
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#35
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Don't be silly. Babies crawl out of the ground!


Pffft. They're born in cabbage patches and look retarted until they grow up.

Honestly, my dad would probably just be like, "Cool, atleast you're gettin some" or some stupid comment like that if I got a girl pregnant. But then my mom would proceed to beat the **** out of me until I'm unconcious.
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#36
to all of you saying he shouldn't have pulled out, he said she was on birth control too. no biggie
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#37
It's like a one-month long russian roulette.


Actually, as stupid I was back then, I'm surprised I'm not a father of 3 now.
#38
In order to be paranoid about geting a girl pregnant i would have to have sex first.
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#39
"If you go unprotected, you gotta have the rhythm down."

-Lemmy from Motorhead.
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