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#1
Well Pit, I know none of you give a damn but today I am 18

I'm the last one of my friends to turn 18, and most of them are leaving for uni soon!

So yeah, I've been alive approx 6,574.35958 days!

And just to think I've been with UG 3 years now, jeez that's scary...

EDITED due to bad maths.
Last edited by boreamor at Aug 23, 2009,
#2
Happy birthday. Go rave it up in a party!

I got you a pet.
Quote by shattamakar
Just because i like the taste of semen...It doesnt necessarily mean you would like it too..


...Music is like that.
#3
You've been here longer than 3 days you liar! For that, I'm not getting you a present.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#4
So you can't legally drink yet?
I am not aware of England's age limitations on the important things
(sex,drinking,driving).
#5
Quote by Ed Hunter
You've been here longer than 3 days you liar! For that, I'm not getting you a present.


My thoughts exactly.

Except I'm actually just too poor for presents and can only offer hugz.
#7
Quote by John_Wayne
So you can't legally drink yet?
I am not aware of England's age limitations on the important things
(sex,drinking,driving).


Sex 16
Driving 17
Drinking 18

The greatest three years you can ever live! Nothing exciting happens at 19
Quote by shattamakar
Just because i like the taste of semen...It doesnt necessarily mean you would like it too..


...Music is like that.
#8
Quote by John_Wayne
So you can't legally drink yet?
I am not aware of England's age limitations on the important things
(sex,drinking,driving).

Se = 16
Drinking = 18
Driving = 17

We're weird, but yeah I can do all of them now!

And screw you Ed Hunter
#10
Quote by John_Wayne
Here in the land of Australia it is:
Sex = 16
Driving = 16
Drinking = 18

Sex = 16
Driving = 16
Drinking = 21

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#14
Quote by boreamor
Se = 16
Drinking = 18
Driving = 17

We're weird, but yeah I can do all of them now!

And screw you Ed Hunter




Knock yourself out brostiff.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#15
Quote by CheeZey!
Sex 16
Driving 17
Drinking 18

The greatest three years you can ever live! Nothing exciting happens at 19


Thats what i thought, until it hit me that this is my last year as a teenager, being 19 is like the last hour of a party where you have to clean up after getting drunk and having sex and driving.
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#16

I got you a bear.


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I still like cho0onger more than the 2 of you

Quote by OneHappyCamper
joke's on you, i actually fuck my cat
#17
Quote by John_Wayne
So you can't legally drink yet?
I am not aware of England's age limitations on the important things
(sex,drinking,driving).


16 / 18 / 17 respectively

to ts: WHY ARENT YOU DRUNK YET?
#18
You share the same birthday has my brother, congrats
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YOU WIN THE INTERNET.
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long live bucketmark.
#19
in germany its
16
16
16

turn 16 is more important than turning 18 in some cases

you can even vote at 16
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#20
First off, happy birthday! Second, go out and legally drink first time in your life! Here, let me help you:

Oh, and by the way, Zoidberg is awesome.
#22
Quote by jimmyled
First off, happy birthday! Second, go out and legally drink first time in your life! Here, let me help you:

Oh, and by the way, Zoidberg is awesome.


Never tried glennfiddich, any good?
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#23
Wtf?! The age limitations sucks.

In Denmarks it's; sex 15, drinking 16, smoking 18 and driving 18. You can pretty much go nuts on smoking and drinking before you turn 16/18 but you can't buy it.

I wanted to get you a frickin' shark with a frickin' laser bam attached to it's fricken' head but they said that they didn't exist, bastards.
"And on the 4th day God created fog and regretted it bitterly"
#24
Quote by donender
Never tried glennfiddich, any good?

I'm not sure if Glenfiddich or Glenlivet is better, but they're both awesome.
#25
happy birthday. hope you will have a great day.
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#28
Quote by M.P.A.Guitarist
go out and get some strange ass


Yeah, just remember, 'strange' is the vital part
Originally Posted by Dawginator
Lord Cheswick, you are a comic genius!


Originally Posted by blommen
the move of a true gentleman sir Jacek. short, civilised, and intellectual. hats off to you good sir
#29
Quote by boreamor
Well Pit, I know none of you give a damn ...



First meaningful thing ever said in a self-birthday thread.
#30
Congrats man
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#31
Happy birthday! Mine is October, and looking forward to it.

Advice; Glenfiddich is crap.

Also, go out and get high, then run around doing cockmills.


I got you...



You'd better keep it that way up...
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


Quote by I.O.T.M
You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#32
Happy birthday!

Please, visit my link that asks if it's your birthday today for various gifts and stuff.
DeVillains!
#33
Quote by Dawginator


Advice; Glenfiddich is crap.

So what do you like, then?
#34
Quote by KyoXo
I wanted to get you a frickin' shark with a frickin' laser bam attached to it's fricken' head but they said that they didn't exist, bastards.






#36
I'm turning 18 tomorrow
But it doesn't add much here in Holland really.

Drinking and smoking are legal at 16, Sex at 15. The only thing is that I can finally start taking driving lessons and buy legal pot. Well, somewhat legal.... the law is ****ed up.

Anyway, congratulations man..... now go and get drunk
#38
Happy Birthday man, the novelty of being allowed to legally drink in a pub wears off after a while, although getting id'd and being able to produce a fully legit id, is kinda fun for a week or two
#39
I was 18 3 days ago and I didn't make a thread. I'm just sad that no one remembered

Happy birthday Rossel. I got you these



You're still my e-husband y'know
#40
Quote by Dawginator
*pic of box*

You'd better keep it that way up...


You mean they sell boxes pre-sealed?! WOW!
Quote by shattamakar
Just because i like the taste of semen...It doesnt necessarily mean you would like it too..


...Music is like that.
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