#1
In this thread you make up fake but possibly true stories about anybody you see fit.

e.g. The guys from Metro Station suck turtles out of their shells as a pre-show warm-up.

Anyway have fun.
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#2
Did you guys hear about Rob Schneider?
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#3
ts likes bum

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Did you guys hear about Rob Schneider?

No I did not, do tell?
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#5
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Did you guys hear about Rob Schneider?


yeah, my jaws dropped when i heard it.
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No I did not, do tell?

Apparently he goes to home depot to hire migrant workers to go home with him so they can choke him in the shower.
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Apparently he goes to home depot to hire migrant workers to go home with him so they can choke him in the shower.


I thought this was fake stories =P
#10
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Apparently he goes to home depot to hire migrant workers to go home with him so they can choke him in the shower.

I heard that he was secretly.............


a stapler
#11
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I thought this was fake stories =P

Pretend we're all tied to chairs

Except chris.

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I heard that he was secretly.............


a stapler


I don't know what that means exactly but I'm going to add an eek smiley in case that's what I think that is
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