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#1
So. . . my mom is having a bunch of people from this group over (it's some non profit helping Indian's with their educations thing) and I'm holed up, here, trying to avoid them all.
Playing guitar is not an option as it's too loud, fapping, nah, not with Indians in the house, no TV to watch Prestige.

So what do I do?
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#5
kill them, then play guitar

simple?

or you could fap instead of playing guitar................
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#8
Quote by Eddie4President
So. . . my mom is having a bunch of people from this group over (it's some non profit helping Indian's with their educations thing) and I'm holed up, here, trying to avoid them all.
Playing guitar is not an option as it's too loud, fapping, nah, not with Indians in the house, no TV to watch Prestige.

So what do I do?


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#9
You could always play guitar


UNPLUGGED!
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#11
Play guitar with the volume down or unplugged. Or, listen to music on the computer with headphones. Or, if you have Guitar Pro, use it.
#12
what kind of indians are they? are they the kind with the sniper sight in the middle of there forehead orthe cowboys and indians type??? if the latter go and make peace with them in order to indulge in their peace pipe
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#14
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what kind of indians are they? are they the kind with the sniper sight in the middle of there forehead orthe cowboys and indians type??? if the latter go and make peace with them in order to indulge in their peace pipe

This man is wise.


Go with the peace pipe.
#15
My parents do the same exact thing, they have meetings for self-employed people or something at my house all the time. I just stay inside (my room is upstairs from where the people are) and go on the Pit

I only like it because my parents buy tons of food and Pepsi before the party, and the people barely have any of it, so I can hoarde it all for myself afterwards
#16
Go ride a bike
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#17
They're the Asian kind. And I'd rather not go outside seeing as I'm upstairs and would have to walk downstairs and out the door, and they're all downstairs.
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#18
Unplug the fooking guitar mate.
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#19
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go outside?
video games?
play guitar unplugged?
rape and steal from indians.

its ok, theyre used to that


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#20
Quote by Eddie4President
So. . . my mom is having a bunch of people from this group over (it's some non profit helping Indian's with their educations thing) and I'm holed up, here, trying to avoid them all.
Playing guitar is not an option as it's too loud, fapping, nah, not with Indians in the house, no TV to watch Prestige.

So what do I do?


Are you drunk?
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#22
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They're the Asian kind. And I'd rather not go outside seeing as I'm upstairs and would have to walk downstairs and out the door, and they're all downstairs.

Jump out the fucking window.


Or just run downstairs, out the door, while screaming 'allah allah allah'.
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#23
Quote by Eddie4President
They're the Asian kind. And I'd rather not go outside seeing as I'm upstairs and would have to walk downstairs and out the door, and they're all downstairs.


Jump out of the window.
#25
suicide is always an option.
in your note, be sure to blame the indians.
#26
If you have a guitar, couldn't you play it? without an amp if it's electric? or with head phones?1??!?!

If it is acoustic and it's too loud you are officially gay
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#27
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lure some indian into ur room and rape him


They come pre-lubricated too. . .

How would I lure him?

EDDIT: Oh, and I definitely would unplug and play, or play acoustic, but unfortunately they are RIGHT down the stairs.
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#28
Quote by Eddie4President
They come pre-lubricated too. . .

How would I lure him?

EDDIT: Oh, and I definitely would unplug and play, or play acoustic, but unfortunately they are RIGHT down the stairs.
With bait.
So maybe a nice juicy steak?
#31
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Go down. Say hi. Get guitar. Walk back to room with guitar. Play guitar.


I have my guitar up here (not my room) but my reasons for not playing is if they hear they will investigate. Besides, the real point is that I DON'T want to talk to them.
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#33
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I have my guitar up here (not my room) but my reasons for not playing is if they hear they will investigate. Besides, the real point is that I DON'T want to talk to them.


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#35
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They will be like "Ohch who ees playing sitar!" and my mom will be like *turns up nose* *says distastefully* "That's. . . .my son." and then they will come up the stairs and annoy me.
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#36
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question their beliefs and tell their god is nonexistant, worked for European explororers.


They know.
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#37
Pit it up?

or go meet up with some friends.
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#39
Don't be racist!

[Jokes]

But ....I'm sure you have doors?
Failing that; what do you normally do when you're bored and trapped in a house?
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#40
Quote by Eddie4President
They will be like "Ohch who ees playing sitar!" and my mom will be like *turns up nose* *says distastefully* "That's. . . .my son." and then they will come up the stairs and annoy me.


I dont see how thats so terrible
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