Poll: Text Messages Sent Per Month (Average)
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View poll results: Text Messages Sent Per Month (Average)
0-150
132 35%
150-500
88 23%
500-950
37 10%
950-1250
13 3%
1250-1500
17 5%
1500-2000
11 3%
2000-4500
27 7%
4500-10,000
19 5%
10,000-100,000
20 5%
I don't have texting.
12 3%
Voters: 376.
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#1
I used the Searchbar, nothing appeared that was relevant to this thread. 8-23-09.
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So what is your last text message that you have sent?

"Lol...how funny, but NO!"
Quote by Royal Celebi
Not allowed to whip out my dick in the middle of class. Ludicrous.

Quote by ratracekid111
Is that even Possible?!?!?

Quote by ilovepepsi
can i go blind by eating purple
Last edited by Blood of Metal at Aug 23, 2009,
#2
blarg

edit:
thats seriously what it says
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#5
On May 5th:

I will miss you but you won't bother about it"
The content of this signature is pretty much irrelevant
#6
"you should consider [going to mass]. i hear there's a guy on the back wall of the church that's well hung. "
#DTWD
#7
"Really I couldn't tell by the way you wanted to have sex on the jungle gym.."

Long story, more fitting for the relationship thread.
#12
"yeah, it ended in acidic diarrhea."
Quote by webbtje
A woman's perspective is great, you get to stare down at least one top without anyone caring.
#16
"Get yer ass over here. I'm gonna call Forrest also and we shall party hard."

No one ever texted back
Quote by blackenedktulu
CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

Quote by Zero-Hartman
Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

Quote by WyvernOmega
I saw a penis.

last.fm
#18
"okay, I am officially on my way home now"

eh, kind of boring
Quote by imdeth
You're like internet Jesus!

This signature feels so empty now.
#19
to my girl Stace a few hours ago "love you more. have a great night"
What you cannot escape, you must fight; what you cannot fight, you must endure.
#21
"...i really dont know what i should wear"
Gear
-Ibanez RG321 ( /w D-Sonic)
-Agile AL-3100 (/w Custom + '59)
-Yamaha FG730S
-Crybaby 535Q
-Keeley TS-9
-ISP Decimator
-B-52 AT-212
Quote by Mental-lica
My hats off to you mr. lanzaa and you can put this in your sig

M en
E jaculating
T o
A wful
L yrics
#22
"Dude yes"

The last thing I received was a lot more interesting though...

"I got it! Remember those windows that could be opened from the inside. What if we opened it from the inside on a saturday and went in on sunday"
PSN: KevGuy47
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#25
Quote by bandt
"oh shit, THE GAME!"....true story lol

anyways, who's up for a "text the UGer above you" thread?



Ur txtin rght nw, rnt u bro?
Quote by Royal Celebi
Not allowed to whip out my dick in the middle of class. Ludicrous.

Quote by ratracekid111
Is that even Possible?!?!?

Quote by ilovepepsi
can i go blind by eating purple
#26
"Ya, they filled up ridiculously fast. I still managed to snag Philosophy of Mental Health. Looking forward to this year, although some of the maths looks like a bitch. Aye, I'm living in ######, just behind the Clonskeagh entrance. Sweet. You?"

Discussing Uni module registration for next year with a classmate.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#28
"So whats your favorite Alice in Chains song?"

To this girl I met on vacation, she lives in North Carolina, 9 hours away from where I live... Life sucks...
Gear:
Squier Affinity Series Stratocaster
Epiphone G-400
Line 6 Spider
Dunlop Crybaby Wah
BOSS DD-3

"Wish I Had This" Gear:
Guitars- G&L, Gibson, PRS
Amps- Egnater, Bogner
Effects- Fulltone, JHS, Eventide
#29
"well you wanna meet up and smack?"

smack being code for smoke.


My mind is going. I can feel it.
#30
"What band?"
And the one I sent before that simply says:

"Aids"
Quote by mcw00t
"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

Proof God exists and evolution is a lie:
Quote by elguitarrista3
the prove is u because u did n create urself and ur parents dindt and their parents didnt and so on and we are not monkeys peace

#32
"Last 10p. No free texts until 24th, so if you really do want to see me asap youl either have to ring or suprise me. Enjoy the rest of the week. I love you xx"

..yup.
ᶌῖᶌα ɭα ɌεᶌσɭƲʈιʘϰ
#33
About an hour ago:

'' I can't be bothered to come into work.

if you need me call me x ''
#37
Can the joke I text refer to the Asian community?

If not, I'm exempt from this thread unless it was post the the last text after the past 13 you've sent...
Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

Quote by human panda
Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#38
"Okey Doke. Thanks"

I asked her what I needed to get signed on my Permit application.
Part of this Complete Breakfast!
#39
"use the search bar next time."

Quote by Blood of Metal
I used the Searchbar, nothing appeared that was relevant to this thread. 8-23-09.
Incorrect. https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1172920


Come on, the last post was less than 60 minutes ago. And don't even say, "it says 'last text message you received,' not 'last text message you sent.'"

Seriously, is it becoming a new trend to suck at using the search bar? Typing in the potential thread word for word and skimming the first page does not count as using the search bar.
Only play what you hear. If you don’t hear anything, don’t play anything.
-Chick Corea
Last edited by food1010 at Aug 23, 2009,