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#5


Due to aids.
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
Last edited by Primus2112 at Aug 23, 2009,
#7
This has now become a SI Swimsuit Edition thread
Your mother likes it ruff, Trebeck.
#8
wtf?
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He's from Arkansas. Of course he wants to eat it.


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Why did women get multiple orgasms instead of men? I want a river of semen flowing out of my room to mark my territory.


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im drunk idc



( . Y . )
#11
That is a tiny pool, or really large chairs.
Dot>Jekyll & Hyde>Turbo Tuner>DD-3>DD-7>DRRI
#12
Kind of like the bed thread, but in water. Hm...

Here I come!

*Dives in naked*

Skinny dipping is allowed, no?
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#13
Quote by PhillyHendrix
Kind of like the bed thread, but in water. Hm...

Here I come!

*Dives in naked*

Skinny dipping is allowed, no?
For you, most certainly


*splashes PhillyHendrix with water*
kill all humans
#15
Quote by bandt
PhillyHendrix has a small p3nor!


It's shrinkage! The water is cold!

*Splashes everyone*
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#20
Quote by bandt
Seinfeld ftw?


Indeed.

*Splashes bandt with more water*
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#23


**** it, I'm outta here, what are little kids doing in the pool party anyways?
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I'm not quite sure if you were trying to be funny or if you have a learning disability, either way, I was not amused.

He is not amused.
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you are the best 09er EVER! i am sending you a friend request as soon as i send this

#25
Quote by Le_Bunny
I am riding a pool noodle with very awkward flailing motions.

NOODLE RACE!!


It's on!

My noodle is a lot longer! I'm going to destroy you.
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#26
*sees snicker bar in pool*
alright who did it?
Time keeps on slipping...


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AtomicPunk7 is uncreative.
#27
Quote by codyadamscea
*tries to save but starts to drown*

*jumps in to try to save but smacks head on corner of pool and falls in and drowns*
Quote by wonderflap
You had to put a penis option.......

The results are now nulled due to this being the pit.... The home of penis watch wearers.


Quote by TheChaz
Rust in peace invented food
he sure is one legit dude
don't let it get to your head

ಠ_ಠ
#28
Who wants to play catch with a sponge?
UG POKER!
Quote by WyvernOmega

TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

UNACCEPTABLE
#33
water polo.

NOWWWWWWWWWWWW
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#35

LOOKOUT!
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You have made a potentially boring thread epic. Be proud.


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deanwad could be right, actually.


98% of teens have been around or have had alcohol. Put this in your sig if you like bagels.
#36
There is a very important difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool.
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

Quote by Darksucker
PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#38
*looks left*

>_>


*looks right*

<_<


"............................."


*pisses in pool*
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

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You know you're in the drug thread when you see pictures of squash and "tuna nigga!" when you click the page.
#39
Screw that I'm going over here.

<.<
>.>

*Positions self in front of water jet*
Ooooh yeah...
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