#1
Mods can close this when I get an answer to this..


I just finished reading the cave story.. and now I have a question, what happened to the guy? It just stops at 5/19 when he goes back to the cave again.. that's not good
#2
There never was a cave, it was all in his head.
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#3
That's where the story ends. He never comes back from the cave. That's the point.

It's not real, y'know.
#7
Obviously he died you nonce.
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#10
I think I read a super-fictionalised ending to it, where it turns out it was some Native American monster or something, it was pretty crazy.
#11
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#12
He got in a horrible car accident on the way to the cave.

True story.

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#14

I thought you were meaning this
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#15
For fucks sake, the ending isn't complex. It's very obvious that he says he'll update but never does, BECAUSE HE DIED.
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#16
he went back on a big mission to find out what the monster was that tried to kill him once...... and never came back....... hmmmmm...... what could have happened?!?!?!

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#18
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he went back on a big mission to find out what the monster was that tried to kill him once...... and never came back....... hmmmmm...... what could have happened?!?!?!

he went into the cave and found an underground strip club and cocaine bar, and lived there for the rest of his life.
#20
It really isnt that hard to figure out, bro.
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#22
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Theres an ending, but apparently it sucks


yes it does. It's like "Me and my buddy were scared ****less LOL so we went back to da cave to face our fears, and some old guy came out of nowhere and was like ONOEZ!!! Then the demons came out and fought the old guy and the old guy won and was like BITCHES GIT OUT MAH ****. so we left and nao wer not scared."

im paraphrasing of course.
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#23
The things in the caves are actually demons which eat souls and when they go in they're confronted by the things and are eventually helped and escape with the help of a shaman.

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#25
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Mods can close this when I get an answer to this..

Kind of you to permit that.


Is this book worth reading?

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#27
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Kind of you to permit that.


Is this book worth reading?

/literaturethread
It's not a book. It's a fictional online journal about a guy and his friend digging out a hole into a cave, and finding really odd things happening to them.

Even though I knew it was fake, at 2am with all the lights of it was enough to kinda freak me out.

http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/page1.html