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#1
So, having taken three times as long as I said I would, the results of who is objectively better (or indeed in some cases worse) than everyone else!



User of the Year (ooh look, it's me!):


Webbtje – 13
Magero – 8
Stranglehold and Vampiregoldfish – 3


Best New User:


Severedsurvival – 12
MoogleRancha – 10
Killcount – 2


Veteran User of the Year:

Magero – 8
Stranglehold – 5
Scourge, Fallenangel and Dyer's – 2



Funniest User (ooh look, it's me again!):


Webbtje and Dead-fish – 9
Duncang – 3
Dyer's, Stranglehold and Christgrinder - 2


Friendliest User:

Guitar_Kingdom and insideac - 4
Fallenangel – 3
Duncang, Slaytanic1993, TheKreator and Marskell – 2


Meanest User:

Dead-fish – 9
Nebiru – 5 (though, with added imput from Duncang, I believe he also wins the award for 'Most Cuddly')
Christgrinder and Duncang – 4


Most Gigantic Wankshaft (retitled from the previously confusing 'Biggest Dickhead/Retard/Meanie):


Christgrinder – 16
Dead-fish – 3
Duncang – 2


Most Missed:

Broadsword – 4
Greety, Spynal and Diminishedthingy – 3
Rengori, Powerslave (though he hath returned) and reed - 2


Best Avatar:

Duncang – 6
Progbass – 5
Moi – 3


Best Signature:

Ich – 8
Guitar_Kingdom – 3
Fallenangel, Duncang and Vampiregoldfish – 2


Scene Kid Award:


Magero – 14 (better than Biggest Fag?)
Fallenangel, Squifey and TheBabySnatcher – 2
A bunch of people got single votes. Oddly, so did the Mastodon thread.


Most Improved:

Christgrinder – 6
Metalmessiah and Marskell – 3
Powerslave, Conservationist and Magero – 2


Most Intelligent:

Vampiregoldfish – 9
Deadfish and yours truly – 2
A host of single votes.


Least Intelligent:


Christgrinder – 5
Marskell – 4
Conservationist – 3 (using a thesaurus is visibly not widely considered to be a sign of intelligence)


Least Appreciated:

MoogleRancha – 3
Fredaah and Christgrinder – 2
Sixteen people received a single vote. You should all make out.


Most Over-Appreciated (now there's a shit-stirrer):

Duncang – 6
Dead-Fish - 5
Mhdrunk – 2


Best Music Taste:


Vampiregoldfish – 4
Duncang – 3
Magero, Metalmessiah and Moogle – 2


More in next posts.
Last edited by webbtje at Aug 24, 2009,
#2
Worst Music Taste:

Dead-fish and Magero – 5
Fallenangel, the closet fringeoholic – 3
Another bunch of people got 1 vote.


Most Attractive:

Progbass' moustache and Magero – 3
It's Alex and, uh, me – 2
Another host of singles.


Best Thread:

Self-Fellatio – 13
Rec Thread – 5
Black Metal and MS Paint a Song – 2


Worst thread:


Deathcore – 7
Self-Fellatio – 3
Metalicer and every thread made by Conservationist – 2


Moment of the Year:

The various banning rampages of Dyer's Eve – 7
Technical_Death's rant in the Hardcore forum and MANLY! (you should be ashamed of yourselves) – 2
A few moments were graced by a single vote, which I think are all good enough to deserve a mention. They are: Pokemon onanism fantasies, Pit-heads making a bunch of threads, Stranglehold and Dyer's wishing they were in Frasier, various moments of downtrodden Hessianry, the rap thread, food conversations in Self-Fellatio, most of the forum ganging up on Christgrinder, the Metallica thread being deleted and my joke which I can't repeat for fear of another warning (involved anal sex).


Best Band:

Ne Obliviscaris – 4
Blind Guardian – 2
Too many bands for my feeble head to count – 1


Worst Band:

Suicide Silence - 4
666 Satanic Army 666 – 2
Again, 400 single votes.



Best Album:


Fen: The Malediction Fields and The Faceless: Planetary Duality – 3
Cynic: Traced in Air and Ahab: The Divinity of Oceans – 2


Worst Album:

Mastodon: Crack the Skye and Metalicer: Death Magnetic – 4
Job For A Cowboy: Ruination – 2
Moar singlies.
Last edited by webbtje at Aug 24, 2009,
#3
Best UG vocalist:

King of Kumbucha: 15
Insideac – 3
Tim Charles – 2


Best UG Guitarist:

Insideac: 6
Ihave27frets: 5
Yet another batch of singles.

Best UG Bassist:

A tie! Magero and Progbass, or maybe even Progbass' moustache – 6
Eazy-C, Scourge and Destroy_Techno all got one vote.


Best UG drummer:


The Kreator and Dyer's – 1.
Progbass and I got a vote each for GP drums. Didn't think that really counts


Best Real Vocalist:


Mikael Akerfeldt, with an element of tedious inevitability – 3
The Dev, Spiros of Septic Flesh, Hansi Kurch of Blind Guardian and Dio – 2


Best Real Guitarist:

Mohammed Suicmez – 4
The Dev, Tony Iommi and Paul Masvidal/Tymon (I believe the votes went to both of them as a tagteam) – 2


Best Real Bassist:

Steve DiGiorgio – 3
Cygnus, John Myung, Tony Choy, Alex Webster and Jeroen Paul Thesseling – 2


Best Real Drummer:

It's the monster, Gene Hoglan! - 3
Mario Duplantier, Inferno, George Kollias and Danny Walker – 2
There wasn't a single vote for Herr Mounier. You people suck.


Most Irritatingly Cheerful:

Insideac – 5
Severedsurvival – 4
Marskell – 3


Most Fantastically Miserable


And he knows it: Dead-Fish – 19
Magero – 2
Apparently a few other people are fantastically miserable too.


Contribution to the Metal Forum:


Magero – 8
Me – 6
Dyer's – 5


So, all in all, well done everybody. Especially me. It would appear that the reason most of you keep coming back is, in fact, me! Me and guitars and stuff!
#4
I'm most underappreciated, runner-up for best musical taste, and 2nd for best new user.

Cool.
Philosophy > Life
#5
Not a bad haul if I do say so myself.
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#6
Congrats, guys. maybe next year I'll get one, hopefully not for the dickhead/over-appreciated or whatever ones.

Deleted and reposted because I hate it when people get in the middle of things that require more than one post.
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#7
I got bored of reading the same 5 names over and over.

This should work on a maximum nominations/category basis.

Also more detail about the actual music would be good
Last edited by Vermintide at Aug 24, 2009,
#9
No wins, but, hey, I ranked in a few, so I can deal.


Congrats to all.


Also, what the fuck is a fringeoholic?
Voted 3rd Friendliest User of UG 2010

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Steam & PSN ID: Panopticon20
#11
Yay, first in best new user and 2nd in most cheerful.

Congrats to you posters that won.

Moog
I drink your milkshake.
#12
Quote by duncang
Not a bad haul if I do say so myself.


So this guy is both one of the biggest wankshaft as well as one of the friendliest users? So much for the credibility of that one list.
Wise Man Says: The guitar is obviously female, she's got hips, breasts... and a hole.
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#13
Quote by SeveredSurvival
Yay, first in best new user and 2nd in most cheerful.

Congrats to you posters that won.

Moog


Cheers to kicking my ass.
Philosophy > Life
#14
Quote by MoogleRancha
^ Someone obsessed with their fringes...? (bangs)



Fringe could be a lot of things, to be honest.


I'm so confused.
Voted 3rd Friendliest User of UG 2010

BUILD A TIME MACHINE, AND JERK OFF IN IT, AND SEND IT TO HITLER!


Saxo-Walrus

Steam & PSN ID: Panopticon20
#15
I'm guessing fringe as in the front bit of hair. Like emos have.
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#16
Maybe..... if so, that's funny.


If not, then I'm still all .
Voted 3rd Friendliest User of UG 2010

BUILD A TIME MACHINE, AND JERK OFF IN IT, AND SEND IT TO HITLER!


Saxo-Walrus

Steam & PSN ID: Panopticon20
#18
Quote by FretboardToAsh
So this guy is both one of the biggest wankshaft as well as one of the friendliest users? So much for the credibility of that one list.


Just so you know, there is more than one viewpoint from all of us regulars...
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#19
Funniest user, meanest user, wankshaft, most intelligent, most over-appreciated, worst music taste...

I am so much better than the rest of you.

Deadit: And I demand my credits! This is the second time that bloody frog has stolen one of MY ideas, and claimed it his own!
Dyer's Eve is awesome, and has an abnormally large penis, which doesn't act as any hinderance to his everyday life despite its freakishly large size.
For unrivaled obedience, user King_ofKumbucha is awarded this spot of honor.
Last edited by dead-fish at Aug 24, 2009,
#20
Moogle: +1

The first thing I think about when I hear "Fringe" is outlying land or ideas, like fringe on the gold course, or on the fringe of existense.

Voted 3rd Friendliest User of UG 2010

BUILD A TIME MACHINE, AND JERK OFF IN IT, AND SEND IT TO HITLER!


Saxo-Walrus

Steam & PSN ID: Panopticon20
#22
@ fallen - lol

Learn the Queen's English, or whatever the hell they call it.

But I see where you're coming from, I tend to do that as well.
Philosophy > Life
#23
Quote by MoogleRancha
@ fallen - lol

Learn the Queen's English, or whatever the hell they call it.

But I see where you're coming from, I tend to do that as well.

Oh, yeah, I love me some Queen's English. I know a lot of the terms, and I use some, as well. Like, I use "mad" instead of "crazy" a lot, because you don't hear it here a lot. I juust little quirks and terms here and there.


But "fringeoholic" just befuddles me.
Voted 3rd Friendliest User of UG 2010

BUILD A TIME MACHINE, AND JERK OFF IN IT, AND SEND IT TO HITLER!


Saxo-Walrus

Steam & PSN ID: Panopticon20
#24
Runner up for the underrated user. Ohh yeah, I feel so proud.
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#26
I got the highest vote count in any category, in 'most miserable'.

Surprisingly, it doesn't make me feel any better than I already did, which wasn't very good to begin with.
Dyer's Eve is awesome, and has an abnormally large penis, which doesn't act as any hinderance to his everyday life despite its freakishly large size.
For unrivaled obedience, user King_ofKumbucha is awarded this spot of honor.
#27
**** all this ****, i'm going to the ska forum.
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#28
Quote by isabiggles
**** all this ****, i'm going to the ska forum.


looks like you left the hall..

To dead-fish: 19 is pretty impressive.
#30
Quote by technicolour
looks like you left the hall..

To dead-fish: 19 is pretty impressive.


An idle threat, apparently I know fuck all about ska.
Quote by the_white_bunny
your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

Quote by the_white_bunny
all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#33
Quote by technicolour

To dead-fish: 19 is pretty impressive.

Eh, winning a retard race, you know...
Dyer's Eve is awesome, and has an abnormally large penis, which doesn't act as any hinderance to his everyday life despite its freakishly large size.
For unrivaled obedience, user King_ofKumbucha is awarded this spot of honor.
#35
So you guys liked my cruel streaks.

Well being the gluttons for punishment you all are, i'd be foolish to stare a gift horse in the mouth, i'll have to indulge more often.
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#36
Quote by Dyer's Eve
So you guys liked my cruel streaks.

Well being the gluttons for punishment you all are, i'd be foolish to stare a gift horse in the mouth, i'll have to indulge more often.


Could you please instaban anyone who makes a stupid thread?
Quote by the_white_bunny
your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

Quote by the_white_bunny
all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#37
Well, whoop-dee-fucking-do. The closest I got to a mention here was my one vote for webby's "stick it in her arse" joke.
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#38
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural

It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
#39
so I have a tie for best bass player, and sexiest user?

Both shared by Magero?

wtf
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Last edited by progbass at Aug 24, 2009,
#40
Quote by webbtje

Least Appreciated:

MoogleRancha – 3
Fredaah and Christgrinder – 2
Sixteen people received a single vote. You should all make out.
*puts on lip gloss*
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