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So I was watching family guy today and I kind of like the show but some of their jokes are just stupid and wrong.
Example:
Grandfather: Chris here in the skull and bones club every Thursday morning we fill out the papers to adopt a child and then don't bring him home.
Chris: I don't know if I'd like that...
Grandfather: trust me you'll love it
*shows little child with packed suitcase waiting sitting on the stairs*
*car pulls up with grandfather and Chris in the back of the car their is a puppy a bunch of candy and toys*
*kid runs up to the car*
Grandfather: alright son get in inside this car waits a loving family, a puppy, candy, and your new home.
*kid try's to open car door (it's locked)*
grandfather: guess you don't really want any of that stuff...
*drives away*
*shows little boy crying*
I don't get how that's supposed to make you go: " "
actually it just pissed me off and made me sad
so what are some things that are supposed to be funny but aren't
#2
This thread


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#6
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Only when people try to make it funny (I'm being serious here).
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#8
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This thread


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I knew someone was going to say that but it's not supposed to be funny.. so
thanks for those of you with serious answers though
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#9
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That depends on the joke, IMO

I dislike dead baby jokes. They aren't funny to me.

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I knew someone was going to say that but it's not supposed to be funny.. so


It's just kind of an obligatory rule of the Pit; First post either has to bring lulz, or bash TS's/TS's thread

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Last edited by AlecMag at Aug 24, 2009,
#10
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I knew someone was going to say that but it's not supposed to be funny.. so

The level of depressive self-deprecation in this thread could well cause UG's servers to shut down.


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#14
Jewish comedy?

when Joan Rivers is delivering it..

oh and Shappi Khorsandhi.. dear god I hate her "so I'm Iranian" your also ****, unfunny, and evidently haven't heard of the word "variety" or "new" and "material"

/rant.
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#15
Quote by AlecMag
That depends on the joke, IMO

I dislike dead baby jokes. They aren't funny to me.


x2.

I think Family Guy in general is very unfunny.

Also: Chris Rock, Superbad, and the HEEEEEEEY! dinosaur video.
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#16
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I knew someone was going to say that but it's not supposed to be funny.. so
thanks for those of you with serious answers though



ser-i-ous? never heard of that word before. i dont think its in the pits vocabulary.


some one spell check vocabulary lol/
#17
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It made me laugh.

Same here.

TS has no sense of humor.
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#19
Lame reoccurring school memes like "thats what she said" jokes.

Edit: actually memes in general, for example once you've seen one shoop thread you've generally seen them all.
Last edited by Manimosity at Aug 24, 2009,
#20
MadTV. I've never even come close to thinking anything on that show is even the slightest bit amusing.
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#22
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The level of depressive self-deprecation in this thread could well cause UG's servers to shut down.


"Error: Oh, what's the point ..."

i don't get it
Quote by AlecMag
That depends on the joke, IMO

I dislike dead baby jokes. They aren't funny to me.


It's just kind of an obligatory rule of the Pit; First post either has to bring lulz, or bash TS's/TS's thread

so was calling a tool completely necessary then?
#23
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x2.

I think Family Guy in general is very unfunny.

Also: Chris Rock, Superbad, and the HEEEEEEEY! dinosaur video.


Pretty much this. I've never really watched Family Guy, but from what I've seen I don't like it.

Also, "random" people.

Random=/=lulz

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#24
Quote by AlecMag
That depends on the joke, IMO

I dislike dead baby jokes. They aren't funny to me.


It's just kind of an obligatory rule of the Pit; First post either has to bring lulz, or bash TS's/TS's thread

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#27
Women comedians. Im not being sexist here, just all except for one that I dont know the name of is just awful. But dead baby jokes are HILARIOUS!! But on a serious note does anyone know how to get 100 dead babies out of a bucket?
#28
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i don't get it

so was calling a tool completely necessary then?


Look at the other threads in the Pit. 90% of the first few posts are TS's/This thread/TS's mom/etc

I wasn't calling you, a tool. the / indicates "end of" so, "/tool" shows the end of my toolish reply.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#29
I hate it when comedians are being 'edgy' or 'close to the bone' and forget to tell jokes along the way.
#31
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+1000 he is not funny at all
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I found that family guy sketch hilarious.

seriously I found it really bad it pissed me off a lot maybe because I myself am adopted any adoption jokes really piss me off... although I really enjoyed that episode.
#32
Rhys Darby. There are no less than 4 commercials and 3 TV shows airing here that feature him and his "comedy." He makes a non-joke, and then points it out. Yeah thanks, you ****! Start claiming Australian ancestry, New Zealand is embarrassed by you.
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#34
Woah I watched that episode of Family Guy like an hour ago!

But yeah some of the jokes aren't funny, that's the episode the the 5 minute long chicken fight as well.
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Quote by AlecMag
Look at the other threads in the Pit. 90% of the first few posts are TS's/This thread/TS's mom/etc

I wasn't calling you, a tool. the / indicates "end of" so, "/tool" shows the end of my toolish reply.

oh ok we're cool then
#36
Quote by Ponyexpress
So I was watching family guy today and I kind of like the show but some of their jokes are just stupid and wrong.
Example:
Grandfather: Chris here in the skull and bones club every Thursday morning we fill out the papers to adopt a child and then don't bring him home.
Chris: I don't know if I'd like that...
Grandfather: trust me you'll love it
*shows little child with packed suitcase waiting sitting on the stairs*
*car pulls up with grandfather and Chris in the back of the car their is a puppy a bunch of candy and toys*
*kid runs up to the car*
Grandfather: alright son get in inside this car waits a loving family, a puppy, candy, and your new home.
*kid try's to open car door (it's locked)*
grandfather: guess you don't really want any of that stuff...
*drives away*
*shows little boy crying*



Thank you TS


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#37
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oh ok we're cool then


That's good

When being explained, it doesn't make nearly as much sense

EDIT: also, I bought one of the llamas from your sig. He's in my sig now, I named him Larry. He gives people magic powers.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
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If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
Last edited by AlecMag at Aug 24, 2009,
#38
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Woah I watched that episode of Family Guy like an hour ago!

But yeah some of the jokes aren't funny, that's the episode the the 5 minute long chicken fight as well.

yea so did I this had the seaqual to the chicken fight in it which gave me a couple of laughs but overall was a waste of time
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#40
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most of the pits unwritten rules don't make much sense when you think about them


True. I guess that's why they're unwritten, since when you write them they don't make sense.

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