#1
i saw this funny video today and figured it should be in the scientology thread, but its really not related to scientology

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qub5rPYTOeM
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#4
I trolled

EDIT: Flannel shirt guy. 'nough said,
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They get payed to sit in restaurants and attract people? I would think paying a bunch of fat people to sit in your restaurant would be more effective.

"Let's eat there."

"Why?"

"Those fatasses seem to be enjoying it."
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#5
"I was murdering dolphins with my bare hands for their delicious pancreases."

"You say, 'Ahh, don't worry, someone else with summon the 7 Dragons of Reggae to save the world', but if I don't, who will?"



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I stick stuff in my pee hole.

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#7
I was murdering dolphins with my bear hands for the delicious pancreases

EDIT: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
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#8
This might be the funniest thing I've seen since the Onion's "Sony Releases Another Piece of Sh*t that doesn't F*cking Work" skit.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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It's you
#9
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This might be the funniest thing I've seen since the Onion's "Sony Releases Another Piece of Sh*t that doesn't F*cking Work" skit.


holy sh!t i just read that and started busting up, i'm looking it up right now
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#10
"I believe my lungs were made from Xeno's scrotum" is an awesome line.
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#11
Quote by SlinkyBlue
holy sh!t i just read that and started busting up, i'm looking it up right now

It's filarious. One of my all time favorites along with "Gays too precious too precious to risk in combat." and "New Video Game consists solely of shooting people point blank in the face."

Generally almost everything the Onion does is pretty funny.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#12
hahahahaha that onion network is funny as hell, i got a new favorite page
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#13
Quote by Wulphy
"I was murdering dolphins with my bare hands for their delicious pancreases."

"You say, 'Ahh, don't worry, someone else with summon the 7 Dragons of Reggae to save the world', but if I don't, who will?"






This pretty much sums the video up.