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#3
duh. i mean, porn star women are always the MOST loyal.
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#4
If she was a millionare pornstar and I wouldn't have to work a single day in my life after tha marriage. Then YES
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If she was a millionare pornstar and I wouldn't have to work a single day in my life after tha marriage. Then YES



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#6
I doubt any pornstar would take a liking to me, and I wouldn't marry simply for sex or money. So my answer is 'no', I guess.
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#9
Not a chance. Then whenever I introduced her to people and they inquire what she does it will dominate the conversation. How'd you get into porn? How many guys have you sucked off? You ever done any lesbian scenes? It's all done with special effects, right? etc.
#10
Yeah definitely man!
they're extremely hottt
nice ass, boobs, they can deep throat, they are down for any position
Who wouldn't?!?!?!
#12
I'll will be very insecure if I did; Ill be like "Sooo does he have a bigger dick than me?" and stuff like that.
#13
absolutely not ever in a million years.

edit: ^ by "he" do you mean the hundreds of black people she's had sex with?
Because the answer is yes.
#15
it's like asking do you want an std now or later..


screw that
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duh. i mean, porn star women are always the MOST loyal.

this
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#17
No wai, STD's on the wiener is not appealing to me lol.
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#18
Most pornstars are completely overly made-up and gross looking in my opinion. Amatuer porn FTW.
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#19
SHIT NO!
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I'll will be very insecure if I did; Ill be like "Sooo does he have a bigger dick than me?" and stuff like that.

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Your mother likes it ruff, Trebeck.
#23
I agree with whom ever said they would if they wouldn't have to work for the rest if your life.
#25
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Most pornstars are completely overly made-up and gross looking in my opinion. Amatuer porn FTW.

This.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#26
If she stops fucking other men once we're married then sure. I've got nothing to lose.
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Your mother likes it ruff, Trebeck.
#30
I probably wouldn't/won't marry any woman, period.


I'd date a porn star though.
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#31
I wouldn't get marry with no one, cause i don't like the idea of gettin' married...

but i'd like to have a relationship with a pornstar... even if it goes all wrong, it would sure be a good experience... and it really intrigates (is that well said? du'h) me how a pornstar thinks...

EDIT: beaten to it by dudetheman... F.Y.
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#32
Only if she does lesbian stuff only.

Then it'll be...niiiiiiice.
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#33
Nope. I'm a Christian, we wouldn't get along all too well. Now, some of them would be pretty if they didn't have the slut in them (Amanda Paige).
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#34
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Nope. I'm a Christian, we wouldn't get along all too well. Now, some of them would be pretty if they didn't have the slut in them (Amanda Paige).

When you say in....
Your mother likes it ruff, Trebeck.
#35
If you answer yes and are actually serious, it just goes to show that you're shallow as hell and would marry a girl for da thekth.
#36
Quote by you = fail
When you say in....


All of the above.
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#37
Poll? And no way.
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#38
if she was nice, intelligent, and caring then yes.

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#39
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if she was nice, intelligent, and caring then yes.

*stiffles laugh*
Your mother likes it ruff, Trebeck.
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