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Today i bought a Ouija board and tryed it out at my drummers, and nothing happened. We just asked it music related questions from the get go. Any tips on it workin better?
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#2
inb4 move it with your hands
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try burning it...those things are ridiculous
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It worked, it just doesn't look like it worked. You'll be greeted by its workings in the next four days.
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it's all lies and mind tricks.
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#9
A Ouija Board just proves that one in three people is a jackass.
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#10
It's probably faulty. The enchantment ritual probably wasn't performed correctly.

Take it back to kmart or wherever you got it from.
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#11
no batteries are needed. ironically, the lady at toys r us asked me if i wanted to buy batteries while i was there... ARE YOU STALKING ME THROUGH TEH OUIJA BOARD DIMINISHEDTOBME?
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#12
First ask yourself why you bought one.

If it doesn't do anything sell it to some other sucker.
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It worked, it just doesn't look like it worked. You'll be greeted by its workings in the next four days.


????
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#15
first turn off the lights, then put three candles in a triangular formation and light them, then have one female and one male sit across from each other and rest the board on your knees, then you have to warm up the board and ask for positive spirits and always reply thank you when you get something, and before you sign out you say goodbye
#16
you might have bought one of those cheap ones that aren't demon possessed...

seriously, what did you expect?

try sacrificing a live chicken, if that doesn't work sacrifice a goat and drink its blood
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#17
You should've built one yourself. I've heard that one has a more spiritual connection with their board when they build it themselves.
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#21
You have to open up the board first. I played with my friend and there was a whole big process we had to go through before and after playing. STuff actually happened but it could have been us subconciously moving it we both trusted each other enough to know that we didn't move it on purpose. My friend's a hardcore catholic so he's always honest with me.
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no batteries are needed. ironically, the lady at toys r us asked me if i wanted to buy batteries while i was there... ARE YOU STALKING ME THROUGH TEH OUIJA BOARD DIMINISHEDTOBME?


wat

And it's not suppose to be real, it's just something to do to mess around with your friends. Although, my friends are pretty immature, and would just say "you're gonna die olololol". If I was ever gonna do this, I'd do it with some hot goth chick
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Music related questions? Why don't you ask if its Satan first!

All the best music is Satan-inspired after all.
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Today i bought a Ouija board and tryed it out at my drummers, and nothing happened. We just asked it music related questions from the get go. Any tips on it workin better?

It's a piece of wood with letters on it, what exactly did you expect?
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It's a piece of wood with letters on it, what exactly did you expect?


answers to life questions? spiritual contact?
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Peavey Classic 50 power amp
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GK Neo 4x10
#28
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answers to life questions? spiritual contact?

And why exactly would get answer to life's question or a spiritual contact (what ever that might be) from a fancy piece of wood?

Btw are you familiar of the scientific explanations concerning the ouija boards paintballcrazy7?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouija#Explanations
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#29
If you actually want to ask a spirit a question, you need to summon it first. Duh. Go get yourself a copy of the Necronomicon, perform the necessary ritual/s, and then ask the board a question.
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Today i bought a Ouija board and tryed it out at my drummers, and nothing happened. We just asked it music related questions from the get go. Any tips on it workin better?

theres no evidence any of that stuff is real... so dont even bother really. sorry.
#31
Don't press down on the guide thing, and try not to think...
Also you have to BELIEVE *que cheesey rainbow*
#32
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It's a piece of wood with letters on it, what exactly did you expect?

A cross is a piece of wood, a piece of metal. A statue of Buddha is just stone. Beliefs aren't even that - they're intagible, yet they shape the minds of people who trust them, and those people shape the world you live in.

The point is that materials mean little when they're built with faith, whether it be in supernatural, religious rites, or simply conviction in something.
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#33
Wtf is a Kentucky?
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Wtf is a Kentucky?

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A cross is a piece of wood, a piece of metal. A statue of Buddha is just stone. Beliefs aren't even that - they're intagible, yet they shape the minds of people who trust them, and those people shape the world you live in.

The point is that materials mean little when they're built with faith, whether it be in supernatural, religious rites, or simply conviction in something.

thats nice. but im pretty sure theres a reason why they are sold in the game section at stores.

besides, even if anything did happen, its probably along the lines of faith healings. if you believe hard enough your mind makes it real. its like this friend of mine who tried to hypnotise me. all he did was say i was going to feel like im falling forward and to just let it happen. he counted to 10, i closed my eyes and bam i felt like falling forward. but i think to much and stopped myself. but he didnt actually do anything. its just the power of suggestion. the mind is a wierd thing. sometimes you can wake up from dreams with marks on your body. but nothing actually happened. your brain just made it real.

if anything ever happens on a ouija board, i guarantee its not because of anything supernatural.
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You ask this, when you really should be asking why the hell you bought it in the first place.
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#37
Return it to the store, and complain saying it doesn't work.
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#38
lulz at you wasting your money in useless shit.
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thats nice. but im pretty sure theres a reason why they are sold in the game section at stores.

besides, even if anything did happen, its probably along the lines of faith healings. if you believe hard enough your mind makes it real. its like this friend of mine who tried to hypnotise me. all he did was say i was going to feel like im falling forward and to just let it happen. he counted to 10, i closed my eyes and bam i felt like falling forward. but i think to much and stopped myself. but he didnt actually do anything. its just the power of suggestion. the mind is a wierd thing. sometimes you can wake up from dreams with marks on your body. but nothing actually happened. your brain just made it real.

if anything ever happens on a ouija board, i guarantee its not because of anything supernatural.

Not saying I disagree with the aspect of people buying them from KB toys, but that last part might be one of the most arrogant things I've heard in a very long time. The placebo effect is a nice idea too, but it's nothing at all to do with witchcraft. That's like suggesting you can debunk the myth or fact of Christ because you learned a card trick from David Copperfield.
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#40
check the truss rod but be careful
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