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#1
i like haikus. does anybody else like them? if you answered yes, this thread is for YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! so hurry up and make up a haiku
#2
Haikus are OK
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refridgerator
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#3
haikus? fuck that shit.
i got no time for dat shit,
wit all these bitches.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#4
lol lol lol lol lol
lololololololol
RAVAGING PENIS.
Quote by Kensai
Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
____________________


I WANT THE TWOOTH!

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Quote by aaciseric
That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#6
giant crumpets I see,
"hello" they say, looking back at me,
I shat my pants, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-!
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Quote by alans056
Maybe the price tag is clouding your judgment ?
yeah probably. Or the circuits.
#10
My anus is small.
But yours is so very large.
What the **** is that?
Quote by Kensai
Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
____________________


I WANT THE TWOOTH!

____________________________

Quote by aaciseric
That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#12
3 men walk into bar
bartender asks what they want for drinks
I've no space for the punchline.
You're = You are
Your = Belongs to you

There = Not here
Their = Belongs to them
They're = They are
Thx.

Quote by Tim the Rocker
Good grammar is like sex. It feels good.
Last edited by Mr.Feather at Aug 25, 2009,
#13
Quote by CoreysMonster
The threadstarter's way
Of writing resembles that
of a 5 year old.


Did you ever think
That threadstarter may be five
and smarter than most?

Quote by Mr.Feather
3 men walk into bar
bartender asks what they want for drinks
no space for the punchline.


L O L at you
You posted a fail haiku
Hang your head in shame
Last edited by soulflyV at Aug 25, 2009,
#15
Birds **** on my car
So I kill them and make soup
Bird soup is tasty

Avian Flu came
I think I had a bad bird
Now I'm ****ing dead

As it would turn out
I just went into coma
No more killing birds

That ****ing bird ****
I'll kill the bird with no soup!
That will show those birds

Now I'm imprisoned
I should stop hurting those birds
But I want them dead

Now I'm very bored
Pussy Pussy Pussy ****!
Testicles and bras
#16
This thread is quite good
Haikus are good for the stress.
EXPLODING BUM HEAD!
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


Quote by I.O.T.M
You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#18
Quote by soulflyV

L O L at you
You posted a fail haiku
Hang your head in shame



*Hangs head in shame*

I know... I're sorry. I was in a rush and couldn't make it proper..
You're = You are
Your = Belongs to you

There = Not here
Their = Belongs to them
They're = They are
Thx.

Quote by Tim the Rocker
Good grammar is like sex. It feels good.
#20
Lesbians having sex.
Lesbian lesbian sex.
other stuff too, i guess
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#25
This Haiku is awesome
It's so badass it hurts
Fuck you society, I'm having as many syllables as I want

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#26
I made a program that generates random haikus... well, 3 lined poems. I'll dig it up later.

Tuesday is today
Wednesday will be tomorrow
I like pie and cake
MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible
#28
I enjoy haiku
but its kind of pointless
oops i mucked it up
Quote by daytripper75
This man speaks the truth.
#30
i'm at work right now
I shouldn't be on the pit
I'll get in trouble
Say hi

Playing: Sleeping Dogs, FIFA 13, Guild Wars 2, Borderlands 2
Reading: The Hobbit

Watching: How I met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, 24

Listening: Muse - The 2nd Law
#31
Quote by Zero-Hartman
This Haiku is awesome
It's so badass it hurts
Fuck you society, I'm having as many syllables as I want



Zero Hartman is
Without a doubt, the best thing
to have happened here.
#32
Quote by titsmcgee852
Haikus are OK
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refridgerator

That's awesome. Your avatar is epic too.
e-married to Jack (bladez)
#33
This thread be good
If people had clever minds
time to leave this thread
"Bullshit is the glue that binds this nation together."
-George Carlin



The Human Fund: $0.00
PM me to donate
#35
Do you like fishsticks?
Yeah i like to eat fishsticks
Are you a gay fish?

I'm NOT a gayfish
I'm the King of Pop... Gay fish?!
I JUST DONT GET IT
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When I think of the perpetual journey through life
When it always feels like autumn
The wind moves slowly to the north
And the flowers die
Rain falls in my dreams

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Last edited by papershredder at Aug 25, 2009,
#36
Beneficiary
Antidiscrimination
Neurological
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#37
a hikue spelt wrong
is it funny at all yes?
no it's not shutup
Quote by iantheman
I laughed at someone for breaking his g-string, and got sigged


Quote by Veil Of Osiris

You just made me spit out my Kool-Aid all over my keyboard.


sorry
Last edited by wesleyisgay at Aug 25, 2009,
#39
random/stupid/brutal/funny


I'm very angry.
I hack at your throat with my
big axe-shaped guitar
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When I think of the perpetual journey through life
When it always feels like autumn
The wind moves slowly to the north
And the flowers die
Rain falls in my dreams

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#40
Quote by deathdrummer
its only a trap
watch out for the duck right their
go and kill a dog


I don't know why but you made me lol quite hard DD
Quote by iantheman
I laughed at someone for breaking his g-string, and got sigged


Quote by Veil Of Osiris

You just made me spit out my Kool-Aid all over my keyboard.


sorry
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