#1
Inspired by the new Pixar movie Up!

If it's not Pixar, fvck you, they're all the same.

Anyway, ITMFT we post important survival skills, whether you're referring to Manhattan Island or deepest darkest New Jersey.

My contributions:

1. Don't drop the soap.
2. Do not talk about Fight Club.
3. Do NOT talk about Fight Club.
4. Don't buy Milk from Moo Moo Ranch. Don't ask...
#3
Know where your towel is.

dont panic.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#5
Don't wear a Slayer shirt just because you like one song
Don't whammy whitout a whammy bar
After all you fell in love with death,
Life has aborted.
All you've had and all you became,
The night is calling, you pray forth.





Are You a PROG-HEAD? I am.
#9
Quote by Telecaster7
Unless you are slash, coz you see he can whammy without a whammy bar.

Or if you can whammy without a whammy bar



Yes but Buckethead, the guy with a chainsaw mask and a bucket on his head, he saved 20$ by whammying without a whammy bar too!
After all you fell in love with death,
Life has aborted.
All you've had and all you became,
The night is calling, you pray forth.





Are You a PROG-HEAD? I am.
#10
Man, Fight Club was pretty cool.
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#11
Don't ever trust anyone who says they are 18. Bad things will happen.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


Quote by I.O.T.M
You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#12
Dead girls don't say no.
E-married to ilikepirates

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How are you so fucking awesome at music?


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#13
Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
am i just paranoid...or am i just stoned?
#14
No glove, no love.
OR, the more colloquial version;

Don't be a stupid ass, put a condom on motherfudger.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


Quote by I.O.T.M
You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#16
dont be black.

EDDIIITTT: nothing racist, jus thte black guy allways dies first
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
#17
^good point fo shizzle.


Also, be a pirate, cos ninja's don't get chicks.


Srsly.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


Quote by I.O.T.M
You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#18
When caught doing something, say a black guy did and he ran away. No jail time for you and society prevails.

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#19
^ this.
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.