"Hey dude, could you just go and grab the searchbar for me, I need to use it"

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car

Quote by Myxer
Have to give you props that the funniest post I read in a while
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hazardmaster has won this thread.

Fender Stratocaster 57' Reissue (Japanese)
Vox Valvetronix AD15VT
"Can you do my essay for me?"
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
"meet me in the toilets in 10."

don't ask.....it was awkward for both of us......
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Pffffffft schematics

Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
Quote by gregs1020

along with fire escape routes...

"Hey maaaan, wanna go hit up the skate park today like a couple of pro's?! ill bring the camera

ill phone tom too"

he text back saying "Are you high?"
"If you watch the jaws movie backwards, its about a shark who regurgitates people untill they have to open a beach."
"Just had a conversation with a bra-less old lady."

It was sent to facebook to change my status. I was working at mcd's and I was on my break and some old lady sat next to me and just started talking to me and asking about me.

I'm fucking original bitch.
"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."
leave it in my mail box
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I'm not quite sure if you were trying to be funny or if you have a learning disability, either way, I was not amused.

He is not amused.
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you are the best 09er EVER! i am sending you a friend request as soon as i send this

"yup. Just sittin at home"
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "if I live I will kill you."
"If I die, you are forgiven."
Such is the rule of honour.
Me :"Im out drinking right now"

the girl replied "you should have said before hand and i would have come*
Your brother was eying me down, too. That was weird.
Gear I Want:
-Boss GEB-7
-Boss LMB-3
-Boss CEB-3
-Korg Pitchblack
-Boss ODB-3
-Fender Road Worn 50s Precision Bass

Gear I Have:
-Peavey Millennium BXP =]
SWR WorkingPro 2x10C =D
Sorry love i would text you all night on the reasons why people suck, but i'm outta credit another time, we'll bitch and moan into the early hours.
'Fancy cruising into ASDA for cheap beer?x'
Looking to buy a Fender Jagstang, u sellin?
Lol ok then

Mr original eh?

Ibanez SR506BM
Ashdown Little Giant 1000w
Peavey TVX 115+410
A big ass upright

*dons party hat* Woo!
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.

I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
"Hahaha. You cruel bastard. D: Fine I'll do it. But I want it on the record that I'm being made to. Xxx" Discussing who was going to book the dinner table. She threatened to make up lies about me to the girl I like.
My Gear:

Washburn 6 String Bantam Series

Fender Mexican P-Bass

Farida Stratocaster

Peavey TNT115S
"theres nothing quite like filling an application form in next to a tube of lube and porn..."

I went for a job in an "adult" shop yesterday...
“I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f*ckin' mouth.” RIP
"Yup 150 quid deposit, leaving 20 for Leeds and the rest of summer :/"
Hello, mother leopard. I have your cub. You must protect her, but that will be expensive. 10,000 cola nuts, wrapped in brown paper. Midnight, behind the box. I'll be the hyena, you'll see.