#1
If looking for a girl or a boy for yourself. what would be the ideal spouse?

For me id like my girl to be cute not hot because for me hot=dumb.
slightly argumentative, that keeps the conversations normal and continuous.
and the girl needs to be a bit mature not like.. OMG!!11 i just fell lol haha!1!!! it was faanny!!
Major turn off..
#2


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Last edited by metallicafan616 at Aug 25, 2009,
#3
Epic.


Anyway, I would want a girl like my previous girlfriend ( ). Cute and cuddly. However I would want to have her a bit smarter.
#4
Preferably unconscious.

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If looking for a girl or a boy for yourself. what would be the ideal spouse?

For me id like my girl to be cute not hot because for me hot=dumb.
slightly argumentative, that keeps the conversations normal and continuous.
and the girl needs to be a bit mature not like.. OMG!!11 i just fell lol haha!1!!! it was faanny!!
Major turn off..
you do live up to your username...
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If looking for a girl or a boy for yourself. what would be the ideal spouse?

For me id like my girl to be cute not hot because for me hot=dumb.
slightly argumentative, that keeps the conversations normal and continuous.
and the girl needs to be a bit mature not like.. OMG!!11 i just fell lol haha!1!!! it was faanny!!
Major turn off..


It was fanny?
#10
Brown/blonde, fairly smart, so we can talk properly about whatever we want to, a generically nice person, loyal, someone who's smile makes me feel happy, and if possible, someone who plays an instrument.

Jolly Good Edit: Plus batman187's one, that would be awesome.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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Last edited by Dawginator at Aug 25, 2009,
#12
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Hell yeah.
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#14
prolly a music chick she needs to be hot but not stupid and bitchy am i allowed to say that here on ug? bitchy?
#15
No you can't say that, that's really impolite.


However a wh*re, slut and the like are acceptable.
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#17
The face of one of my mates. Red hair

A slighty curvy figure to her, nice boobs.

Nice ass, chunky and squeezable.

Also must love to take it up the bum and can deepthroat
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#19
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man/thing/female pic


Oh god, I lol'd, but was disturbed at the same time.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#20
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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.