#1
Im getting this chick and i need to cuff her,,, but my bed has no headboard,,,,pit i know you are creative, and allthough most of your are 12 year old virgins,,every now and then comes an elite, and you are who i seek. Help, what can i cuff the girl to.
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#5
Sex thread. Also, who says you need to do it in a bed?

EDIT: Uhh wait you are going to have sex with her aren't you? It's not clear whether we are abetting a kidnapping
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#7
screw the cuffs, just do her hard
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Im getting this chick and i need to cuff her,,, but my bed has no headboard,,,,pit i know you are creative, and allthough most of your are 12 year old virgins,,every now and then comes an elite, and you are who i seek. Help, what can i cuff the girl to.


18-year-old virgin here, although I think I can help. Go to Lowe's or Home Depot and get some screw hooks. Drill a bit of a hole in your wall, just to get things started. Screw a hook into the wall.

You're probably going to want to find some big ones, since I doubt the little ones will hold much weight.
#11
Get some glue.

Or use your semen. Your call.

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#12
feet to hands, hands to hands, longer chain/rope go under the bed to the other side...
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A bed side table?
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#15
Another thing to do would be to try and prove that you can be just as stimulating without the use of finely-machined steel links.
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[...] and allthough most of your victims are 12 year old virgins [...]

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Sex thread. Also, who says you need to do it in a bed?

EDIT: Uhh wait you are going to have sex with her aren't you? It's not clear whether we are abetting a kidnapping


I lol'd
#22
Is this gonna be a rape situation?

I like to go with killing them first, just a tad less resistance; only problem is that you can't keep them long (you can't freeze this like you can regular meat), so the bodies build up. I've got 5 legs in my mattress and half an arm in wardrobe (I love the smell on my clothes). The rest I feed to animals, burn, dump in rivers, bury half way up a hill or float them out to see. The legs I keep, because the bones make for good blunt weapons, and even better at freaking the **** out of a girl you're going to kill.

Guh, just try explaining blood on your **** to your girlfriend.
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#23
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duct tape.


See, the problem with duct tape is that if the prostitute is bound together for too long, her skin will start to burn from the acid.


Then again, let's be honest...he'll be done before any of that matters.
#24
ITs a shame you made this thread about getting some,......when of course, we all know you are not.

Just to add. I've never had to cuff a girl to my bed to get her to stay.
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#25
is it a double bed... chain her to the mid beam, or failing that round a side of the bed layed diagonaly, or just find somewhere at the time!
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cuff her arms together around her back, then lay her on the bed facing upwards

I thought you said cut her arms off.
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See, the problem with duct tape is that if the prostitute is bound together for too long, her skin will start to burn from the acid.


Then again, let's be honest...he'll be done before any of that matters.

nice.

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I thought you said cut her arms off.

yeah... "cuff" thats totally what I ment to put

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#28
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Chain her to the refridgerator. So she may NEVER leave the kitchen...

This man speaks the truth..

or

after you chain her to the fridge, bring it into the bed room so once you've ravaged her you can have her fix you a sandwich...there...best of both worlds

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Guh, just try explaining blood on your **** to your girlfriend.


you came blood
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Is this gonna be a rape situation?

I like to go with killing them first, just a tad less resistance; only problem is that you can't keep them long (you can't freeze this like you can regular meat), so the bodies build up. I've got 5 legs in my mattress and half an arm in wardrobe (I love the smell on my clothes). The rest I feed to animals, burn, dump in rivers, bury half way up a hill or float them out to see. The legs I keep, because the bones make for good blunt weapons, and even better at freaking the **** out of a girl you're going to kill.

Guh, just try explaining blood on your **** to your girlfriend.

#33
tie a long rope to one bedpost, handcuff her and run the rope through the loop made by her arms, and tie the other end of the rope to the other bedpost

(if no bedposts, use a longer rope and the bedlegs)
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#34
Just cut off her legs so she can't run away.
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#35
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most of your are 12 year old virgins.


And you act like one. You're not getting a chick, because nobody wants to fuck you.
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this.


and if not... cuff er to the celing fan ant turn it on...


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#37
using a series of pulleys and ropes manage to suspend her from the ceiling so she is lying down but at the level of your groin, then do her

the bed is for decoration

and if she has a sister, get her involved somehow