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#1
So somebody was browsing Google Earth and apparently stumbled across the old Loch Ness Monster


Shocking eh.... ?
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#2
I've been there quite a few times and I must say it's all a load of bollocks

Edit: HOLY SHIT A FUCKING OCTOPUS

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#4
"There have been "no "credible sightings" of Nessie for over a year."


I wonder why?


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#5
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I've been there quite a few times and I must say it's all a load of bollocks

Edit: HOLY SHIT A FUCKING OCTOPUS


yeah the whole myth factor of it is quite annoying, however it has made a sh*t load of money from tourist's! Och aye the noo
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#6
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Looks like a chunk of frozen faecal matter dropped from a plane.

After further study I've come to the conclusion that it's actually Squidworth, possibly on holiday.


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#9
Zebra. Oh. My. God.

It is the lock ness monster...only it's on a boat. (Mother****er)
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#10
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Damn, judging by that pic, Squiddy needs a tan, ASAP.


He'll be lucky getting a tan in Scotland.

He'd have better luck if he were after the following:

- Heroin
- Shortbread
- A good stabbing from a native.
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#12
I need about tree-fitty.
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#14
Hmm...
"Related articles - Has the Loch Ness Monster Emigrated to Bolivia?"

"I am quite concerned because there have been none of the normal sightings to confirm Nessie and her family are alive and well." What? Nessie... AND her family? Might not be alive?

Seriously, though, it looks to me like a small boat and wash.
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#15
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O HAI THERE


I am skeptical.



What are those called again? Axitol? Whatever it is, cute.
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#16
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He'll be lucky getting a tan in Scotland.

He'd have better luck if he were after the following:

- Heroin
- Shortbread
- A good stabbing from a native.





Who am I kidding, that list is a typical Saturday night up here, add a can of Tenants and your onto a winner.
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#17
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Hmm...
"Related articles - Has the Loch Ness Monster Emigrated to Bolivia?"

"I am quite concerned because there have been none of the normal sightings to confirm Nessie and her family are alive and well." What? Nessie... AND her family? Might not be alive?

Seriously, though, it looks to me like a small boat and wash.

I'd love to see a 30 metre mythical beast try to get through Customs and Excise.

Name: Monster, L.N
Occupation: Myth

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#18
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Good old Scotland. Just like my Grandmother's place, with less shortbread.


I still don't know what scarier about Scotland:

The fact that they'rea ll out of their minds on Heroin and Shortbread, or that the guys were skirts and let it all hang loose, whilst inviting me to "touch their sporran".
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#19
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I still don't know what scarier about Scotland:

The fact that they'rea ll out of their minds on Heroin and Shortbread, or that the guys were skirts and let it all hang loose, whilst inviting me to "touch their sporran".


I thought that was the main attraction...
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#20
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I'd love to see a 30 metre mythical beast try to get through Customs and Excise.

Name: Monster, L.N
Occupation: Myth

I laughed, so hard.
Thank you.
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#21
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I thought that was the main attraction...


Only if it's you
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#22
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I still don't know what scarier about Scotland:

The fact that they'rea ll out of their minds on Heroin and Shortbread, or that the guys were skirts and let it all hang loose, whilst inviting me to "touch their sporran".




I actually bought a sporran just to use that line on all the ladies down at the corner store. Needless to say, little Nessie didn't find his Loch that night.
#23
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Only if it's you


Oh no good chap, I am from the Phillipines where it is customary that you tie your balls off so that no blood can get to them so during combat the 'nutshot' is rendered unaffective.

-sigh- I wish I was Scottish...we also came up with the entire balute thing... (almost hatched chicken eaten whole)
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#24
The Lochness Monster has been proven to be fake, the people who took the photos admitted it was just some picture of a submarine in a bath tub (shooping in the old days )
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#25
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Oh no good chap, I am from the Phillipines where it is customary that you tie your balls off so that no blood can get to them so during combat the 'nutshot' is rendered unaffective.

-sigh- I wish I was Scottish...we also came up with the entire balute thing... (almost hatched chicken eaten whole)


That is awesome.

But still, show me your nuts.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#26
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Oh no good chap, I am from the Phillipines where it is customary that you tie your balls off so that no blood can get to them so during combat the 'nutshot' is rendered unaffective.

-sigh- I wish I was Scottish...we also came up with the entire balute thing... (almost hatched chicken eaten whole)



Like partial birth abortion, but dinner time!


#27
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I actually bought a sporran just to use that line on all the ladies down at the corner store. Needless to say, little Nessie didn't find his Loch that night.


I am using that line on any talent that is still available up here...

Me: Little Nessie is lost and want's to find his Loch tonight

Random Girl: Get the f*ck away from me...creep


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#28
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That is awesome.

But still, show me your nuts.


The Phillipines are fucking badass...

Fought back against the Japs during WWII with nothing more than machetes...burning down their own homes so that they couldn't use them.

I digress...

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#29
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#30
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I'd love to see a 30 metre mythical beast try to get through Customs and Excise.

Name: Monster, L.N
Occupation: Myth



you just made my day
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EAT MY ASS AND BALLS.
#31
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I know...you could just put 'em in your mouth, they're so good.
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#32
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I know...you could just put 'em in your mouth, they're so good.


Don't bite! You gotta gently suck to get that full nutty flavour.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#33
Goddamnit...

Everytime I post in a thread...something gay happens.

Why does this keep happening to me?!

(not that I'm complaining )
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#34
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Goddamnit...

Everytime I post in a thread...something gay happens.

Why does this keep happening to me?!

(not that I'm complaining )


Maybe you've been exposed to high levels of Gay-ma radiation?
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#35
At least it's a pit monkey that's making the moves, not the... uh... octopus or whatever it's meant to be.
He likes Keats but she's into Yeats - it's a matter of Romance

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Come away, oh human child,
To the waters and the wild
With a fairy hand in hand;
For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand.
#36
holy **** its Cthulhu!

get out da locke! get out da locke!
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#37
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At least it's a pit monkey that's making the moves, not the... uh... octopus or whatever it's meant to be.


A three way with Nessie.


That...would be awesome.

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Please create a retort to your own clever post with something that uses the word 'homo'
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Last edited by Spay at Aug 26, 2009,
#38


The advertising banner at the top of the page has started coming up with things like, Hand Sewn Australian Kilts For Hire and Find Your Scottish Family History...
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Come away, oh human child,
To the waters and the wild
With a fairy hand in hand;
For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand.
#39
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The advertising banner at the top of the page has started coming up with things like, Hand Sewn Australian Kilts For Hire and Find Your Scottish Family History...


What the fuck?

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#40
It looks like a damn octopus! Sure, it's no loch ness monster, but still. It's an octopus in a loch n Scotland!
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