In soviet russia, manchester invades you!

Quite unnerving really as the map - and their intelligence - is only 35 years old.

It's a shame they didn't.

All that time...wasted.
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And The Irish were in cohoots with the Soviets..
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Oh well, at least Moss Side would've been a lot less violent.

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Chasing Melfina invade Manchester: September 9th, October 8th.

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Did they ever explain why? Surely London would have gotten them further, or Birmingham, seeing as Manchester is only the third biggest city.
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And who are you to stop me? We will come with our tanks, and our armoured trains and our goldeneye! We have come for Morrissey, and we will not leave without him, alive.
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Random. Mosside would have been like Stalingrad.

Well, that would be an improvement.
"It shows the roads - familiar to many Mancunians - which the Soviets felt were wide enough to carry tanks, including Washway Road, the Mancunian Way and Princess Road.

In other news,fat people of the U.K buy soviet military intelligence maps to determine which streets they can go down in manchester.John.H says '30 years ago,I could simply have painted myself like tank and evaded the Russians'.
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Originally posted by Gunpowder:
Everyone just jumps on the bandwagon and gives the same advice in these situations. You know what? I'm going to be different. Call the firemen.
"Invasion plans were canceled when the Soviet Army learned of "Pub Hours""
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That's kind of interesting... But they picked tank-sized roads == brutally obvious.


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They spent tremendous amounts of money on thousands and thousands of nukes, yet they felt like Manchester deserved to be part of a land war? Russians sure are stupid!

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