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well i have a turtle. its one of those that you get for like 1 dollar on the street. and as most people know those dont even last a month. but the strange thing about this one is that its lasted 10 years.(since i was 6). who knows what kind of turtle this is?
i know turtles can last like 150 years but those are the big turtles that are like 4 feet long. right?

Heres a pic.

Lol Doesnt it look like a blastoise?
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#2
i like turtles





but dunno anything about them sorry
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#3
Get that thing circumcised.
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#5
Yea a Blastoise that has been on the grill too long maybe.
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well i have a turtle. its one of those that you get for like 1 dollar on the street.

Yo mang I got wha'cho need mang mang one dollah will get ya this sweed ass turtle mang, mang this ****in' turtle will ****in' rock yo world man.
#8
I'm no expert, but it looks like a turtle to me.
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#9
I think It's a breed of terrapin. Mainly because of the claws and leg dimensions
#10
I thought the claws + living on land made it a tortoise

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#11
I have shown this picture to several prominent amphibious researchers and we have all unanimously agreed that it is, in fact, a turtle.
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#12
10 years huh? wait 3 more and it'll be a teenage mutant ninja turtle
#13
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10 years huh? wait 3 more and it'll be a teenage mutant ninja turtle


Lmao
pre-teenage mutant ninja turtle you mean.
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#14
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Lmao
pre-teenage mutant ninja turtle you mean.
*awaits ppl making fun of failed joke*


10 + 3 = 13
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#15
Mine died at just 7 years old bad times

Apparently strawberries are not the way forward in a tortoises digestive system.
#16
You should build some blaster cannons and glue them onto the back of its shell just for the lulz.
#17
that looks like a red eared slider, or something similar at least. they can live for a few decades if they get the proper care.
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10 + 3 = 13

13 is known as pre teen around here. your not an actual teen till like 14 or 15
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that looks like a red eared slider, or something similar at least. they can live for a few decades if they get the proper care.


You're correct, I know it because I have one.


Fucker just won't die.
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#20
A turtle for a dollar? That's quality.

Gotta gets me one of those.

EDIT: Now Mr Kensai do you really or are you just saying it to try and be popular?
#21
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You're correct, I know it because I have one.


Fucker just won't die.


lol mine has been stepped on a numerous amount of times. im amazed its lived this long. i wont be surprised if it outlived me.
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#22
Quote by Kensai
You're correct, I know it because I have one.


Fucker just won't die.

Just give it to a friend
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#23
Looks more like a terrapin to me.


If it's lived this long then you should be proud, give it something cool.
#24
Quote by bulldozerbob
A turtle for a dollar? That's quality.

Gotta gets me one of those.

EDIT: Now Mr Kensai do you really or are you just saying it to try and be popular?


No I actually do. Here's a pic I took a few days ago (for UG, conicidentally. I was proving something but I've forgotten what)





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lol mine has been stepped on a numerous amount of times. im amazed its lived this long. i wont be surprised if it outlived me.


Stepped on... it's aquatic

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I think I might give it to the pet store or something.
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#25
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No I actually do. Here's a pic I took a few days ago (for UG, conicidentally. I was proving something but I've forgotten what)

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Stepped on... it's aquatic


I think I might give it to the pet store or something.

That's pretty awesome, what's the upkeep like? I mean, do you have to clean the tanks often? What do you feed them?
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That's pretty awesome, what's the upkeep like? I mean, do you have to clean the tanks often? What do you feed them?


I used to clean the tank every 1-2 weeks (my parents do that now because I'm not living at home. lol). They eat other turtles various foods, none of which I know in english but they're like pellets and fish-stuff.
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#28
Quote by Kensai
I used to clean the tank every 1-2 weeks (my parents do that now because I'm not living at home. lol). They eat other turtles various foods, none of which I know in english but they're like pellets and fish-stuff.

Sounds good. Why don't you want it any more, is it just too much of a hassle to keep or did it like, sleep with your ex?
#29
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Stepped on... it's aquatic




we let it out of the small tank it lives in and it walks around the house. its been like this for years.

And heres another question!! :

alright well my turtle has never been fully submerged in water. like in a large space never. so would it be dangerous if i put it in my bathtube full of water? could it swim in it? or what?
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#30
Quote by Kata Dante
that looks like a red eared slider, or something similar at least. they can live for a few decades if they get the proper care.



yeah youre right the top of its head by the ears are red
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#31
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we let it out of the small tank it lives in and it walks around the house. its been like this for years.

And heres another question!! :

alright well my turtle has never been fully submerged in water. like in a large space never. so would it be dangerous if i put it in my bathtube full of water? could it swim in it? or what?

I know barely anything about turtles, but couldn't you put it in a bathtub that's empty and then slowly fill it to see how it does? That way you aren't just throwing it in at the deep end.
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Quote by Zep_shizzle
we let it out of the small tank it lives in and it walks around the house. its been like this for years.

And heres another question!! :

alright well my turtle has never been fully submerged in water. like in a large space never. so would it be dangerous if i put it in my bathtube full of water? could it swim in it? or what?



yeah but it would be trapped once it got too tired to swim so you have to watch it carefully.

turtles dont have gills.


just look at my name... i know what im talking about.

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#33
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Sounds good. Why don't you want it any more, is it just too much of a hassle to keep or did it like, sleep with your ex?


Yes

Oh god, seeing those my turtle and my girlfriend inside that submerged sunk ship...

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we let it out of the small tank it lives in and it walks around the house. its been like this for years.

And heres another question!! :

alright well my turtle has never been fully submerged in water. like in a large space never. so would it be dangerous if i put it in my bathtube full of water? could it swim in it? or what?


Oh, mine rarely leaves the tank anymore.

And they can swim properly, but they need a place to rest.
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#34
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I know barely anything about turtles, but couldn't you put it in a bathtub that's empty and then slowly fill it to see how it does? That way you aren't just throwing it in at the deep end.

wow i didnt think of that.lol. ill try it.thanks
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#35
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wow i didnt think of that.lol. ill try it.thanks



As people have said though, make sure you're always watching it just in case.
#36
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As people have said though, make sure you're always watching it just in case.

yeah ill be watching it. dont wanna kill it.
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#37
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No I actually do. Here's a pic I took a few days ago (for UG, conicidentally. I was proving something but I've forgotten what)
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that you had a turtle.
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#38
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Yo mang I got wha'cho need mang mang one dollah will get ya this sweed ass turtle mang, mang this ****in' turtle will ****in' rock yo world man.


I think it's over-exhaustion, but I found this stupdly hilarious

A turtle for a dollar, that's some deal!
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I think it's over-exhaustion, but I found this stupdly hilarious

A turtle for a dollar, that's some deal!


he over exaggerated a turtle/drug dealer. i found it to give me some sh*ts and giggles.
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