#1
k here goes
me n my idk "sex" partner have always fooled around a lot til last nite. we were foolin around as usual til i was joking round n ask her if she had any condoms n she said yes n jumped up n gave me one. i thought it was gonna be my lucky day. so i had some trouble getting the condom on. no big deal. i get it on n shes waitin wit legs wide open. i go to put the snake in the cave til i look down. her vag had to be 2 cms wide. i later find out shes a virgin n shes gonna stay that way coz i cant get the freakin thing in there. n im no ron jeremy. im 6 ins at best n maybe a 2 inches wide. this ever happened to u guys?
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#2
lol @ snake in cave. No way are you 2 inches in diameter, sorry buddy.

EDIT: Just try it in little stages, and take it to the Sex Thread.
#3
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k here goes
n til nite. til n n n n waitin wit "snake in the cave" til vag n coz n n u


Jesus Christ

ontopic, I am 6 inches wide and 2 inches long
Goodness gracious me!
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#4
I know this guy who ruined a romantic moment with his girl by saying "I want your hole".
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#5
Yay for trolls!.
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#7
2 inches diameter?
I lol'd.
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#8
hehe snake in cave....i giggled
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#9
You're 2 inches wide and I'm the pope.
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#10
never had that problem, popped 6 cherries in my time but if you are 2 inches wide that might be the problem haha
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#12
face it guys
im the definition of a tuna can
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#16
I know this is a bit of a troll thread but yes, that has happened to me actually. Damn my swedish girth.
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#17
Maybe he meant 2 inch circumference?...No...
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#18
i'd rather a girl be small than walk in closet status. not sure what you're complaining about.
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#20
yea liek dis won tym i woz bangin dis chik an den i realized dat she waz fukin screemin and bleeding everwhere it woz like i wos havin sex wit a fukin bukit of blood lmao so tehn i went home an just fukin jakt it lmao dat eva hapen tu u??
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#21
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i'd rather a girl be small than walk in closet status. not sure what you're complaining about.

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#22
just ****ing put it in her and take that god damn v card man
why would u pass it up


be easy tho u dont wanna tare the vag if u pound it to hard to fast



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#23
U TS don't know anything about measuring....

2cm wide???

2 inches???

seriously


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#25
How about you learn to type and then go visit the sex thread? I have no time for your shenanigans.
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#26
Good job it wasn't me, my massive cock would have destroyed her.
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U TS don't know anything about measuring....

2cm wide???

2 inches???

seriously


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#32
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#33
Part of the fun is ripping her open.

Would you rather have it tight or have it like throwing a sausage down a hallway?


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#34
just use a lot of foreplay to naturally lube her up..and/or use some lube as well, and go slow.

/serious answer
#36
I bet you her vag was actually 2 inches wide, and this guys "snake" is 2 CM wide.
He just switched them to make himself sound all .. manly.
But saying "Snake in the cave" totally ruined that because I know I giggled when I read that, ahahha.