#1
I received this e-mail and I thought I would share it with you and if you are like tl:dr you are missing out.

What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess
Diana's
death.

Question:
How come?
Answer :
An
English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend
crashes
in a French tunnel,
driving a
German
car
with a
Dutch engine,
driven
by a Belgian
who was
drunk
on
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
followed
closely by
Italian
Paparazzi,
on
Japanese motorcycles;
treated
by an American doctor,
using
Brazilian
medicines.
This is
sent to you by
a
Canadian,
using
American
Bill Gate's technology,
and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,
that
uses Taiwanese chips,
and
a
Korean
monitor,
assembled
by
Bangladeshi
workers
in a
Singapore plant,
transported
by Indian
truck drivers,
hijacked
by Indonesians,
unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,
and
trucked to you by Mexican illegals.... .
.
.
.
.
.

That, my friends,
is Globalization
Last edited by Jako215 at Aug 26, 2009,
#2
Could you not have removed some of the empty lines?
A polar bear came to talk to me the other day....
...But then I realized...
...I don't own a coat, let alone firecrackers


Visit my Soundcloud, OR SUFFER.
#4
In response to your style of writing that.


GTFO, GTFO NOW.
I've gotten a lot of LOLs in my time but I choose not to sig them to not look like a pretentious douchebag





#5
personally i think the more independant we are the better, although that imposible these days
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#6
The internet.
To me:
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In fact, I almost ALWAYS agree with YourDad.

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One of the best replies ever.

In the same thread

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#9
Quote by Jako215
Thats how the email came and I just copied and pasted it but is it better now?

No, you could place them into sentences now, then it will be bearable.
A polar bear came to talk to me the other day....
...But then I realized...
...I don't own a coat, let alone firecrackers


Visit my Soundcloud, OR SUFFER.
#11
Older than John McCain Is Old Jokes.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#13
Quote by Jako215
But thats just two long run on sentences.....FU just read it.

I did read it (painfully) before my first post, and it is old.
A polar bear came to talk to me the other day....
...But then I realized...
...I don't own a coat, let alone firecrackers


Visit my Soundcloud, OR SUFFER.
#14
This.
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#15
that
was
not
entertaining.
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You had to put a penis option.......

The results are now nulled due to this being the pit.... The home of penis watch wearers.


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he sure is one legit dude
don't let it get to your head

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#16
That was okay.

But +1 to the guy who said the internet and the development of this tech.