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So for my Audio and Video Communications class we were put into groups and assigned a topic. For this topic we have to find/make a video that is around eight minutes long give or take.

We got the secret life of kermit the frog.

So pit I come to you, I am totally uninspired and can't think of anything. I looked on youtube and nothing on there was funny at all (except one that is against a few school rules..) So ya, it must be school appropiate.


short version: Ideas for the secret life of kermit the frog
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waiting for the kermit goatse pic...

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Kermit doesn't have a secret life ya jerk, he's a stuffed frog with some douche bags had up his ass...
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Yes.

Also you could just have him be a total pimp. Like, he's a womanizer who goes out to parties and gets rip snorting drunk, snorts coke, that kind of thing.
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^ I don't think we can have drug use/prostitution in it.

I was actually thinking about just going the Christian Bale route, but it seems to get a little monotonous.
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Is this like that show The Secret life of the American Teenager. Where they blow a teenage girl getting pregnant way out of proportion.

If so make kermit pregnant. NAO!
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Damn, beat me to it.

Either that or Kermit as a hitman.
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#17
Kermit is a secret pimp and Miss Piggy is his sex slave.
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Kermit doesn't have a secret life ya jerk, he's a stuffed frog with some douche bags had up his ass...


i think we've found your story....

do a rip-off of the secret life of the american teenager. kermit the frog knocks up miss piggy, and they must find a way to make ends meet. that being, prostitution and selling coke..

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Is this like that show The Secret life of the American Teenager. Where they blow a teenage girl getting pregnant way out of proportion.

If so make kermit pregnant. NAO!


dang, beaten to it. well, i had more explanation
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Kermit is secretly in a Black Metal band.

This could prove to be entertaining.
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Exactly.


Like in South Park where the CEO of Disney is Mickey Mouse.
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how old is the audience which will be viewing this? and you should sit down and think about how you want your audience to react to the film. do you want it to be funny? or serious? or are you just tryin to crap out a project for a grade. either way try to find some inspiration and actually make the project worthwhile. and if you can do that and actually put hard work into it, it will show in the final product.
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have kermit be a person who illegally smuggles mexicans across the border and uses his fame to get by without being questioned to much and gets away with a lot of stuff because hes kermit the frog. you can go pretty much anywhere with that.
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Why don't someone do 'The Secret Life of Kensai'?

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Kermit is secretly in a Black Metal band.

Yes, this.
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have kermit be a person who illegally smuggles mexicans across the border and uses his fame to get by without being questioned to much and gets away with a lot of stuff because hes kermit the frog. you can go pretty much anywhere with that.


This gave me the idea of doing that Dave Chappelle skit with that one dude except kermit the frog.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuwT5Q-aynM
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#29
Kermit is like Mr. Rogers and was in Special Ops for the US government. He's actually a blue frog but wears green makeup to cover up his badass tattoos.
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how about a behind the music style documentary,

the premise could be that he has a side project in music but hasen't revealed it because he is kermit, and now the secret is out

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Make it so that his big secret is that he is a puppet.

He goes home, and the camera zooms out and there is a guy with the exact voice and personality of kermit, you explore his life overnight and then in the morning he puts kermit back in hi hand and goes back to work.


OR

He keeps kermit on his hand even when he isnt working, and does otherwise mundane tasks, except occasionally talking with the puppet.
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