#1
Hehe one day i was taking a cab in New york and we drove like car forwards and we hit moose. Moose hit car and flew over car. hehe. the taxi man ran out of the car ant took a **** on the pavement. heheheheheheheh. Then a old woman slipped on the poo hehehehe. Then i took moose out for a beer.

Was cool
#5
Cool story, bro.
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.