#1
i was wearing 2 bandaids earlier tonight. i proceeded to quickly rip one of them off, and now i have a nice, bandaid shaped bald spot near my ankle


so, pit, what is the best way to remove the OTHER bandaid. its on the hairiest part of my right leg. i have a very high pain tolerance but i dont feel like ripping this one off, too. suggestions?
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#2
Stop being a girl and rip it off.

If you pull it off slowly it will rip all the hair out and take longer.


Or you could put water on it to dissolve the stick.


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#6
Slowly. People may say it hurts more, but it doesn't.


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#9
Put rubbing alcohol on a wascloth or the like, and apply it on top of the bandaid. the alcohol dissolves the glue, and it comes right off.
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#10
call me a girl all you want, but the day will come when you are in my situation. and i will laugh.
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#11
Rip It! RIP IT GOOD!
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#12
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call me a girl all you want, but the day will come when you are in my situation. and i will laugh.



It's a ****ing band aid, everybody always ends up in that situation because everybody uses band aids at one point in there life, suck it up, and you are a pussy.
#14
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call me a girl all you want, but the day will come when you are in my situation. and i will laugh.



Not going to happen I don't use band aids.


What the **** did you do to need a band aid anyway?
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#16
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Not going to happen I don't use band aids.


What the **** did you do to need a band aid anyway?



had a cut on my ankle, wasnt too bad... but then it got infected. its on a spot where it gets irritated easily because of where my sock ends.
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You look suspicious - suspect niggas is bitches,
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#18
Quote by keithmoon15
had a cut on my ankle, wasnt too bad... but then it got infected. its on a spot where it gets irritated easily because of where my sock ends.

You cut your self shaving girly man?
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#19
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You cut your self shaving girly man?



NO!!!!


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#20
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The same way me and my buddies remove hooker's heads.

Just one quick, clean rip to the side and nobody feels a thing.


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#21
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It's a ****ing band aid, everybody always ends up in that situation because everybody uses band aids at one point in there life, suck it up, and you are a pussy.


You forgot that band aids are for pussies. Men pour whiskey on their cuts and keep going.
#22
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I get it

Me too.

TS, if you're that concerned about keeping those precious leg hairs of yours, go get some Goo Gone.
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#23
meh, i ripped it off already...

and it hurt like a $#@%@#$%@!#$^@!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#24
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You forgot that band aids are for pussies. Men pour whiskey on their cuts and keep going.



No I use windex, and if it really calls for it, I use duct tape.
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#25
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Everyone knows that real men apply duct-tape to their hairy balls and rip it off, just for fun.
#26
Vegetable oil. works wonders. put some on a piece of cloth and let it sit for a few minutes. It should soak through the bandaid and render the adhesive...not stick(can't think of word) I work at a cookie factory and I've found that if there's anything that can make any kind of sticker/bandaid fall off it's oil.
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#29
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meh, i ripped it off already...

and it hurt like a $#@%@#$%@!#$^@!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HOPE YOU ALL ARE HAPPY

what happened to a high tolerance for pain? i got my mustache waxed off for charity and even that wasnt too bad
#30
soapy knife (or something thin) and poke it under to ruin the adhesive then if will just fall off.

I haven't tried this, but it should work.\

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#32
Look mate, it's not rocket science. Just rip it off, and the hair will grow back. Seriously, what is with people posting every tiny little stupid thing in the pit? Can't you remove a band-aid without the help of scores of other people?
Next thing i know, there's going to be thread titled "Have just gone number 2, what do i do now?"
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#33
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Look mate, it's not rocket science. Just rip it off, and the hair will grow back. Seriously, what is with people posting every tiny little stupid thing in the pit? Can't you remove a band-aid without the help of scores of other people?
Next thing i know, there's going to be thread titled "Have just gone number 2, what do i do now?"

I like this response.
#36
a razorblade with pinpoint precision between the bandaid and skin.
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