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#1
Oh god, i'm a tool, that's kind of the only way to describe this incident. Basically, i'd been having trouble getting to my GCSE results because i'd forgotten my password and so my dad offered to phone up the school to ask but asked me to get the number of the school from the site, and we're both in my room. So I think i'm about to type the name of the school into google but i'm so used to typing porn into the searchbar that I accidently type that instead right in front of his eyes (because i'm already so frsutrated that i'm not thinking properly) and hit the first link (and I can't see that i'm doing it because I don't have my lenses in). So right in front oh both of our eyes this site comes up and he bursts out laughing and I desperately try to close it but my computer (surprise surprise) freezes and it's left on the screen with me desperately trying to pretend that it was some freak accident.

Right now he can't stop laughing and has proceeded to tell everyone he knows, I can hear him calling my mum now. I feel like poo, really big poo.
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#2
Oh Boo hoo, it happens.
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I'm perfectly capable of rating my own poo, I don't need a website to help me. I've devised strict criteria based on texture, smell, ease of passing and numerous other factors. It's even colour-coded.


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#3
Give your dad a from me.
He is AWESOME.


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#4
He's probably like, "**** son, you like Redtube, too?"
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#5
If he's laughing and joking about it what does it matter? As long as it wasn't some freaky stuff with crocodiles or something, then the embarrassment will leave eventually.
#12
LOOOL
damn that sucks but its your dad hes a dude so he knows at least it was not your mum most probs be more embarrassing
DROP IT
#13
Shit happens
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#14
It's bad because he's telling everyone.

His reaction was 'Ah free pornography, that's not what you want right?'

I was like oh shi-
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#17
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LOOOL
damn that sucks but its your dad hes a dude so he knows at least it was not your mum most probs be more embarrassing


whatwuld be even more embarrissing is if your mum was one of the porn stars.............
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#18
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#19
Why would you put porn in instead of your school?
That was a stupid mistake, you deserve to be embarrassed, plus why didn't you just go to the school to pick them up like normal people?


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#20
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Why would you put porn in instead of your school?
That was a stupid mistake, you deserve to be embarrassed, plus why didn't you just go to the school to pick them up like normal people?


I'm so used to typing porn into google, most other sites I use are favorited but the school site isn't.

It was only one GCSE result that I was after and i'ma lazy bugger.
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#21
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what kind of keyword is 'porn' when looking for porn?! come on, at least have some imagination
you seem to have some experience in the matter. o_O
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#22
haha oh thats just brilliant
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#23
How the hell do you type porn in an proceed to click the first link, even though you know you typed the wrong thing in?

What an idiot.
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and i farted, it was really stink
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#25
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How the hell do you type porn in an proceed to click the first link, even though you know you typed the wrong thing in?

What an idiot.

Hey it's just a reflex to some
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#27
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He is AWESOME.


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#29
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Hey it's just a reflex to some
It's a good thing he didn't type in anything too descriptive, as other people have critisized him for. Imagine typing in beastiality infront of your dad.
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and i farted, it was really stink
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#30
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TS, here you go.


Coincidentally I'm downloading porn right now.

But I'm not addicted or anything.

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It's a good thing he didn't type in anything too descriptive, as other people have critisized him for. Imagine typing in beastiality infront of your dad.


Or typing MILF porn infront of your dad.
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#31
I hope it was horse porn, that would make my night.
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#32
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Or typing MILF porn infront of your dad.
And then TS finding his mum on the website.
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and i farted, it was really stink
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#34
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And then TS finding his mum on the website.



Your seriousness tells me you've experienced this.
#35
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How the hell do you type porn in an proceed to click the first link, even though you know you typed the wrong thing in?

What an idiot.


A, it's a reflex

b, I don't have my contact lenses in, can't see words.
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#37
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OhSo I think i'm about to type the name of the school into google but i'm so used to typing porn into the searchbar that I accidently type that instead right in front of his eyes (because i'm already so frsutrated that i'm not thinking properly) and hit the first link (and I can't see that i'm doing it because I don't have my lenses in).

Your school is called Lorn? {orn? 0orn?
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Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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#38
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A, it's a reflex

b, I don't have my contact lenses in, can't see words.

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I tremble before your enormous penis.
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and i farted, it was really stink
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#39
He's laughing from relief. He thought you were gay all these years.
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#40
I'd prefer that happening than finding my dad's search history when I was helping him with his new laptop last week... that was f*cking horrible and it will haunt me forever.
And no I wont unvail what he had been searching for
I only have one guitar, sue me..
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