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#1
This guy certainly thinks so:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1209383/Not-sweet-Fathers-outrage-pornographic-candy-wrappers.html?ITO=1490


But it's probably best if you decide for yourselves..



#3
he's only exposing what some people might not have seen. now, everyone's going to be thinking "sex" when they see the wrapper.

should've kept his damn mouth shut.
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#4
Well, I wouldn't call it pornography unless you get turned on by drawings of anthropomorphic fruit.
#5
:d
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#7
Made me hard anyway.
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#8
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Well, I wouldn't call it pornography unless you get turned on by drawings of anthropomorphic fruit.

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#9
Dude, no posting porn pictures on UG. You'll get banned.
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#11
fruit fetish much?
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#12
Gimme some Lemon Lovin'.

What is the green thing supposed to be anyway? A pickle or something? What kind of hellish confectionary is this

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#14
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He told said: 'I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.'


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#15
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he's only exposing what some people might not have seen. now, everyone's going to be thinking "sex" when they see the wrapper.

should've kept his damn mouth shut.



Agreed, the guy's a self-righteous arse IMO. My parents get the Daily Mail and he originally sent this into it's letters page. They've left some bits of it out for this article but he kept on going on about how he was going to alert the members of his Church group and what not.


Still, it's all pretty hilarious!
#16
I always thought Maoam wrappers were pretty messed up.
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#18
Also, I love how in the second one it looks as if the lime is really excited about licking his own balls.
#20
God I hate the Daily Fail. It just breeds hate everwhere.

Atleast people with some common sense get to laugh at it...
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#21
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This guy certainly thinks so:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1209383/Not-sweet-Fathers-outrage-pornographic-candy-wrappers.html?ITO=1490


But it's probably best if you decide for yourselves..





Sexy.

Lucky bastard's got himself a threesome with those strawberries.
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#22
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God I hate the Daily Fail. It just breeds hate everwhere.

Atleast people with some common sense get to laugh at it...

I'm just happy this article doesn't blame muslims.
#23
AAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, they sell those sexual things in or-stary-ya, and I quite love them. Pretty awesome.
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#24
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Sexy.

Lucky bastard's got himself a threesome with those strawberries

They're cherries. lrn2fruit
#25
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Sexy.

Lucky bastard's got himself a threesome with those strawberries.

Strawberries, you say?!
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#26
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They're cherries. lrn2fruit


Well, i deserve a

I wasn't lookin' properly
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#27
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Well, i deserve a

I wasn't lookin' properly

It's alright. You were probably having such a fap frenzy at this fruit porn that you didn't check properly.
#28
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It's alright. You were probably having such a fap frenzy at this fruit porn that you didn't check properly.

Yea, that's my excuse for fapping to transvestites.

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#29
Mr Simpkins, of Pontefract, West Yorkshire, said: 'The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter.
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#30
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I'm just happy this article doesn't blame muslims.



There is that I suppose.
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#32
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Mr Simpkins, of Pontefract, West Yorkshire, said: 'The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter.


I laughed so hard at this.

This made me laugh too:

He told said: 'I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.'

Firstly, because "He Told Said" made no sense what so ever.
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#33
"According to Mr Simpkins, the lime has a 'particularly lurid' expression on its face during its encounter with a lemon"

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#34
Debauched: The lime enjoys a similarly smutty experience with a willing pair of cherries

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#35
I always wondered why i got a boner when i ate those
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#36
Author doesn't deserve to walk around in public. He confronted the store manager? Good job idiot, what's he going to do? Pull the product? Get fired from his higher up?

I hate people like this. Confront the company, not the people selling your ****. Getting in a little uptight hissy fit won't solve anything.
#38
I'll bet the fuss this guy is making over the sweet wrappers is EXACTLY what the sweets company was trying to achieve... I mean, what's better to them than free advertising all over the media? Even if they're being put into a negative spotlight, I wouldn't be surprised if sales went way up every time a story like this emerged in the media. It's what United Colors of Benetton always does, after all - shock people through advertising, simply for the extra attention.
#40
people get worked up over the stupidest of things... its not the shop managers fault... anyway kids won't know what its implying.. its like the adult jokes you get in disney films... you get all kinds of implications... but they go way over the heads of kids anyway... no kids going to look at that and see what an adult sees.....

much rather my kid see that then the adverts that get plastered over daytime tv...
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