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#1
okay so there this girl right? and shes kinda fat. i just moved into college like a week ago. we're already into giving each other massages and she called me honey yesterday even.

what the hell do i do?

should i get on that **** or run away before i lose my penis in that flubber

would u do a fat chick
#5
Why not?
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#7
Depends, if shes really fat or ugly then no. If she has a pretty face but is chubby I'd hit it if I were you.
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#8
Now hold on just a minute....she called you honey?

Man, you are so in there.

I doubt you'd be asking if you could get any other girl, champ. There are plenty of guys who like bigger women so it's hardly as if you'd be doing her a favour either. Acting like it is kind of dickish tbh.
#9
Depends.

We need nekkid pics to decide.

Unless she is REALLY fat, in which case a diagram would do.
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#10
She called you honey?

Dude i think she's planning to eat you.
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#11
If im brutally honest i would. This is like my white whale right here. This one RIGHT HERE!
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


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#12
Doing fat chicks is like riding a moped- it's REALLY fun, but if one of your friends sees you doing it... you're fucked.
#13
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Doing fat chicks is like riding a moped- it's REALLY fun, but if one of your friends sees you doing it... you're fucked.

What's wrong with riding a moped...?

Just go for it.
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#15
How is this a difficult decision? Are you really so immature that you need your peers' opinions?

Here's how the decision process work:
Are you attracted to her?
If yes then go for it. If not then don't.
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#16
you're an idiot

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#17
No


No


No.
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#21
only if she's black...

Anyway there was this fat girl that wanted my balls at my old place of employment, and it was kinda tough not to hit that, I wont lie. I think as soon as she started taking her clothes off I'd lose my boner anyway..

But at the start of college you don't want to ruin to reputation already do you?
#22
Im fat, so yeah, beggars can't be choosers
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#23
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If im brutally honest i would. This is like my white whale right here. This one RIGHT HERE!


That looks like what the fat chick from Squidbillies would look like if she were younger.
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#25
Well do like this chick ore not..

If it's just a booty call and youre a horny mother****er what does it mather if you already giving each other massages(but i am guessing neck rubs yay )

The fact you hafto ask us for some form of conformation just cause shes a big girl,thats bad.
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#27
"Doing a fat chick is simultaneously both the easiest and most rewarding thing you could ever do. It takes virtually no effort, since, let's face it, they're fat, but they always have good food and they make a good bean bag for when you're playing video games"
#29
RIDE THE PINK WAVE!

That is all...
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


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#30
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The Gossip Win! (That is beth ditto right?)
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#31
How fat are we talking here? Like chubby fat, or like "MAN THE HARPOONS!" fat?
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#32
Yes...it is indeed Beth Ditto. She even looks like one!!
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


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#33

umm depends on what she looks like. how fat and how is her overall look?
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#34
I really hope she sees this thread somehow and then eats you.
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#38
If she's attractive and you like her yes. If not run! Run and don't look back.
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#39
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This.

EDIT: I'm gonna go into rant mode...

What the fuck is it with this dumbfuck, ill-informed generation I am so forced to be a part of? Why must 90% of today's youth think that, "Oh my god, she's fat. I can't date a fat chick, what will people think of me?" This woman could be the greatest girl on this planet; have the best personality, be intelligent and have fucking morals. But no...no...your god-damned "reputation" is more important. The girl must be pencil-thin, dumber than a fucking sack of bricks and have a vagina that is similar to fucking a bag of water. And all in the name of hoping people will like you.


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#40
You shouldn't do a girl your not attracted to,
cos once your finished you'll hate yourself
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