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#1
Yup, I did.

The guitarist's natural holding place for his plectrum is not without it's dangers, especially when humour and breathing in is involved. I can sometimes feel the discomfort as it moves its way through my bowel. :[

Anyone else had any intimate encounters with their plectrums or other guitar related stuff?
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#2
I swallowed a swallow once.


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#4
Let's all hope it doesn't cut up your colon otherwise you're in for a nice hospital trip.
#5
Like, a small pick, like a jazz III or a full size tortex or similar pick?
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yea its way too much for my little stick lol
#8
TS swallows *childish chuckle*
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#10
How the hell do you swallow a pick without first understanding that the pic is :
1) in your mouth
2) is moving towards your throat.
3) it is moving down your throat.



Well to be on topic i swallowed a ripped tea bag when i was 4.. oh god was it awfull..
#11
That's gonna hurt when you shit it out.

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#12
thats gonna hurt when it comes back out. on topic when i was 7 i swallowed a 50p piece, big and pointy hurt like a bitch. no idea what happened to it lol.
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lol dude ur supposed to hold it with your teeth so that doesnt happen, the worst ive done was a quarter
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#14
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Like, a small pick, like a jazz III or a full size tortex or similar pick?






Nice and comfy round edges!
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#17
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How the hell do you swallow a pick without first understanding that the pic is :
1) in your mouth
2) is moving towards your throat.
3) it is moving down your throat.



Well to be on topic i swallowed a ripped tea bag when i was 4.. oh god was it awfull..

If you did that would you like score badly on your fasting game?
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#19
So let me get this straight. You had a stubby in your mouth and you accidentally swallowed?


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#20
I was once trying to cut a string with a pair of scissors. The scissors slipped and the blade went right into my index finger. I sill have the scar today.

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#22
you'll have to wait till it comes out yer pooper!
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#24
I hope for your sake your stomach acid can dissolve most of it.
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#25
don't worry, it will eventually (painfully) come out your pooper.
By the way when it comes out, you must provide pics.
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I was once trying to cut a string with a pair of scissors. The scissors slipped and the blade went right into my index finger. I sill have the scar today.

And that is why you buy real string cutters.

Nope, that's why you don't give sharp objects to the 'special' kids


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#28
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...intimate encounters...


I shoved my guitar up my...never mind.

I've been stabbed many a time by the little pointy string ends when attempting to tune. But I'm sure that happens to everyone. Other than that, no, but I ate an entire pack of IceBreakers Sours today. Don't do that. Ever. They say the serving size is 1 piece. Thus I had approximately 53 servings, according to the packaging.
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#29
Well that sucks TS
Those picks are expensive
(Comparatively speaking)
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#30
i've come really close to doing it, like inhaled real hard on accident and it went flying towards the back of my throat but it didnt go down, freaked me out tho. i dont wanna cut my anus wiht a pick!
#31
I'm surprised there hasn't been any "One time at bandcamp..... " stuff here
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#32
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If you did that would you like score badly on your fasting game?


What game?
#34
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I was once trying to cut a string with a pair of scissors. The scissors slipped and the blade went right into my index finger. I sill have the scar today.

And that is why you buy real string cutters.

Yesterday, i restrung my dinky, with a FR. I picked up one of the ball ends wrongs, with the sharp bit of string on my thumb, and it went in. Far. I bled all over my pick.
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#36
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I shoved my guitar up my...never mind.

I've been stabbed many a time by the little pointy string ends when attempting to tune. But I'm sure that happens to everyone. Other than that, no, but I ate an entire pack of IceBreakers Sours today. Don't do that. Ever. They say the serving size is 1 piece. Thus I had approximately 53 servings, according to the packaging.

Ive done that before too. It made me feel hella ****ty for the rest of the day.
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#37
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Yup, I did.

The guitarist's natural holding place for his plectrum is not without it's dangers, especially when humour and breathing in is involved. I can sometimes feel the discomfort as it moves its way through my bowel. :[

Anyone else had any intimate encounters with their plectrums or other guitar related stuff?

My pick holder doesn't have any dangers
#38
The other guitarist in my band swallowed one and thought he was dying.
We laughed at him.
The end.
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#39
i always keep mine inbetween my cheeks and teeth when its in my mouth
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#40
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The other guitarist in my band swallowed one and thought he was dying.
We laughed at him.
The end.


it could choke you if it goes down the right way i've almost suffocated on much smaller things, and if not treated fast enough, you could die... its not really that funny
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