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#1
As the thread title would suggest, I'm moving to university (Waterloo) in just a couple days. Can I get some random suggestions of epic items that I should buy or otherwise acquire in order to impress, astound, confuse, and woo people?

Past suggestions:

-Blacklight
-Cowboy hat
-Posters
-N64 ( )
-Incense holder
-Hacky sack

Anything in this trivial, entertaining vein would be nice.

Also cool clothes.

I'll acquire ANYTHING you guys suggest... except the ones I don't feel like.
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Anything in this trivial, entertaining vein would be nice.


entertaining veins you say?
Goodness gracious me!
#5
Bag - o - weed
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#6
Nothing because nobody will give a **** what's in your bedroom?

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#7
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entertaining veins you say?

The sentence reads "...in this...entertaining vein"

grammar ftw
#8
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The sentence reads "...in this...entertaining vein"

grammar ftw


and the joke flies past at an unbelievable speed
Goodness gracious me!
#9
a usb coffee machine
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#10
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As the thread title would suggest, I'm moving to university (Waterloo) in just a couple days. Can I get some random suggestions of epic items that I should buy or otherwise acquire in order to impress, astound, confuse, and woo people?

Past suggestions:

-Blacklight
-Cowboy hat
-Posters
-N64 ( )
-Incense holder
-Hacky sack

Anything in this trivial, entertaining vein would be nice.

Also cool clothes.

I'll acquire ANYTHING you guys suggest... except the ones I don't feel like.



A sexually transmitted disease and a large amount of personal debt?


Aaahhhh those were the halcyon days.
#11
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A sexually transmitted disease and a large amount of personal debt?

Sounds good! I'll get to work on both
#15
you're going to lose the cowboy hat at the first party you go to


booze and plastic cups and you're more or less set
#16
I'd get a Jordan Rudess action figure. It's pretty cool.

Seriously, all you need is a PS3 (or 360, whatever floats your boat) and your guitar. Also needed is the biggest loudest amp you can get your hands on
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#17
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I'd get a Jordan Rudess action figure. It's pretty cool.

Seriously, all you need is a PS3 (or 360, whatever floats your boat) and your guitar. Also needed is the biggest loudest amp you can get your hands on


to be fair, when you have 300 people jammed into a tiny building, my little 15 watt can piss off every single person in it and the janitor from the neighbouring dorm too
#18
Quote by seljer
you're going to lose the cowboy hat at the first party you go to


That's probably a good point

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booze and plastic cups and you're more or less set

and ping pong balls?
#19
Quote by InTheFlesh!
and ping pong balls?


nah, the cups for just for making it more classy than passing around the bottle like a hobo


you can later proceed to a collection of stolen rocks glasses for even more class
#21
i don't think i saw a guitar in that list. i know i can't live w/o one here.
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#22
Get a fedora and a pineapple then walk around campus while wearing a bright yellow polo shirt. Proven women-attractor. not kidding at all. I've seen it happen. just tell the girl you stole it from a buffet. That's what worked for one of my friends. He actually did steal it from a buffet.
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#23
Quote by pitobodies
Get a fedora and a pineapple then walk around campus while wearing a bright yellow polo shirt. Proven women-attractor. not kidding at all. I've seen it happen. just tell the girl you stole it from a buffet. That's what worked for one of my friends. He actually did steal it from a buffet.



lol i remember a guy who was in my year at Uni went to classes in his bathrobe/dressing gown once. lulz ensued.
#24
Quote by pitobodies
Get a fedora and a pineapple then walk around campus while wearing a bright yellow polo shirt. Proven women-attractor. not kidding at all. I've seen it happen. just tell the girl you stole it from a buffet. That's what worked for one of my friends. He actually did steal it from a buffet.

Would it work with a sombrero and a banana.. I'm kind of low on fedoras right now.
#25
You need a WACKY WAVY ARM FLAILING INFLATABLE TUBEMAN!!!!!

YES A WACKY WAVY ARM FLAILING INFLATABLE TUBEMAN!!!!

Sorry for the Family Guy reference. I just wanted say an assonance.
#26
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You need a WACKY WAVY ARM FLAILING INFLATABLE TUBEMAN!!!!!

YES A WACKY WAVY ARM FLAILING INFLATABLE TUBEMAN!!!!

Sorry for the Family Guy reference. I just wanted say an assonance.


I'll smack your assonance.
Goodness gracious me!
#29
Your mom.


On a more serious note,
an mp3 player of some sort, or headphones, to drown stuff out when you need to study.
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#31
If we're talking Waterloo in Ontario, then they're all Asian. You need to ask around and find what it is all the asian kids weren't allowed at home. Or something like that
#32
Everything in your room should be stolen from somewhere else while drunk, otherwise you're not cool.
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#33
^The classic one is a traffic cone, preferably adorned with fairy lights for cheap yet effective mood lighting
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#35
6 foot bong, plastic cups and ping pong balls, condoms, mannequin, life sized jesus doll
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#39
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I wouldn't get a blacklight, it'd look like a crimescene...

Plus it'd be embarrassing when your bedsheets light up like the fourth of july.
#40
POT lots and lots of it, also a multi person bong is a good investment, and a fan is the single most important thing to bring.
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