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#1
Title explains.

Is this a bad idea? Probably.
Should we try it anyways? Debatable.
Am I going to? **** YEAH!

GO!
#2
no
Quote by GodofCheesecake
Excessive punctuation!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote by dhutton
+infinity

I have infinity.
Quote by metharian
yea its way too much for my little stick lol
#6
"*puts it in* OHMYGOD I'M GONNA CUM!!!"
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
Quote by Code-E
God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


Quote by magnum1117
that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


Quote by necrosis1193
Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#7
I don't know yet. I'll let you know later.

<.<
>.>
#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
#8
I like to have sex while having sex that seems to make me happy
I don't read, I look at words and absorb their meanings.
If the pit was a group of people hangin out we would be possibly the most awsome group of people to be known to mankind.........I think it would be on the news
#9
i could never tell if it was in, too loose...
Quote by GmacD
pull down his pants, his dick is probly the size of a newborn moose


Quote by Union Jake
Found this quite funny.


Quote by Ichikurosaki
Found this quite SEARCH BAR
#10
was moaning and begging to stop before it was even in
peavey vypyr 30
yamaha starter guitar
Agile AL-2000 Tribal Blue



R.I.P REV!


A God Has Fallen,
R.I.P. Dio!





why Scorpions Why!?!
#12
He wanted ass-to-mouth.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
Quote by Code-E
God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


Quote by magnum1117
that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


Quote by necrosis1193
Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#14
lets just say bats came out and there were many cobwebs
peavey vypyr 30
yamaha starter guitar
Agile AL-2000 Tribal Blue



R.I.P REV!


A God Has Fallen,
R.I.P. Dio!





why Scorpions Why!?!
#19
Soft in bed. Needed Viagra just to get himself up, and then took some Cialis with a side of Enzyte to keep it there. I may as well be the pitcher.
#25
has an extreme foot fetish
VOX AC15 Classic Combo
Gibson SG Menace
Parker p-42
AnalogMan modified TS-9 Tubescreamer
Boss DD-20 Giga-Delay
Boss Compression sustainer
Maxon AF-9 Auto Filter Wah
#27
I dont remember... one second some nice chap was buying me drinks and then I woke up in a bed beside some random guy
xbox live gamertag: phillips215
#28
he got peanut butter into my chocolate
he goes by the name of officer reeses
peavey vypyr 30
yamaha starter guitar
Agile AL-2000 Tribal Blue



R.I.P REV!


A God Has Fallen,
R.I.P. Dio!





why Scorpions Why!?!
#30
hums during sex to add effect

Originally Posted by black-sabbath
It's not on Wikipedia therefore it didn't happen.
#33
Cold and lifeless.


Yet still better than my hand.
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#34
UR INTO BONDAGE HUHHHHH yummm
Quote by Allnightmask22

Alternatively, have your friends hold him down, then take a dump in his mouth, make sure your genitals don't touch him though, that's gay.

Quote by RageAgainst...
Teddy-Metal
for those who like to mosh, but just wanna cuddle afterwards

smashing pumkins fans=)^
#35
He gave me 3 different STDs.
#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
#38
Quote by brooklynsoulja1
UR INTO BONDAGE HUHHHHH yummm


How the fuck did you know?
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#39
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
How the fuck did you know?

I would have to guess that he has an extreme metal-penis, and it's for the win.