#3
Fap sandwich
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Excessive punctuation!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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+infinity

I have infinity.
Quote by metharian
yea its way too much for my little stick lol
#4
I always thought it was weird with sandwiches. Because I use my bread for sex.
#5
Dildo.
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I took a pic of myself, cut a hole in the face and stuck my knob through so i could see what I'd look like if I got bitten by a radioactive elephant.
#8
Quote by RU Experienced?
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Matchstick F1 car > Bread F1 car

But is it delicious?

Didn't think so.
#9
Quote by crazy8rgood
But is it delicious?

Didn't think so.

First of all, it's probably stale by now. Second, you won't get mauled by pigeons driving it around. Third, good luck finding a toaster large enough to put it in.

Check and mate.
#11
Quote by RU Experienced?
First of all, it's probably stale by now. Second, you won't get mauled by pigeons driving it around. Third, good luck finding a toaster large enough to put it in.

Check and mate.

I bet the bread one smells amazing though.
#12
Quote by RU Experienced?
First of all, it's probably stale by now. Second, you won't get mauled by pigeons driving it around. Third, good luck finding a toaster large enough to put it in.

Check and mate.

Burning gasoline, matchstick car.

The maths, do them.

Your checkmate has been OVERTURNED, BIOTCH!
#15
Quote by RU Experienced?



Matchstick F1 car > Bread F1 car


Still a virgin...

I play soggy sourdough when we run out of muffins...
#16
Quote by ShelbyLynn
my first thought was shoes.. is that weird?
Loafers or sneakers?
Quote by MightyAl
I took a pic of myself, cut a hole in the face and stuck my knob through so i could see what I'd look like if I got bitten by a radioactive elephant.
#17
I compacted 3 slices into a pick, been using it for years

Quote by ShelbyLynn
my first thought was shoes.. is that weird?

from most people, but not from you

why havent you been in bed
and where did your sig go
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
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#20
Quote by icaneatcatfood
I bet the bread one smells amazing though.

Pfft, only when it's right out of the oven. Unless you fancy the smell of decaying organic material.

Quote by crazy8rgood
Burning gasoline, matchstick car.

The maths, do them.

Your checkmate has been OVERTURNED, BIOTCH!

It runs on a hydrogen fuel cell you neanderthalensis. Get with the times, fossil fuel is a thing of the past.
#21
Quote by Ferrets!
Loafers or sneakers?


lololoooolololollllolol >.<

Actually, just bread.. tied to your foot.
call me Shelby

#22
Quote by ShelbyLynn
lololoooolololollllolol >.<

Actually, just bread.. tied to your foot.

...

...

I didn't even think of that pun.
Quote by MightyAl
I took a pic of myself, cut a hole in the face and stuck my knob through so i could see what I'd look like if I got bitten by a radioactive elephant.
#23
Quote by RU Experienced?
Pfft, only when it's right out of the oven. Unless you fancy the smell of decaying organic material.


It runs on a hydrogen fuel cell you neanderthalensis. Get with the times, fossil fuel is a thing of the past.

Yeah well...

YOU GOT A BIG HEAD
#25
If you read down the page, it says Asia's largest racecar made from bread... meaning <<>> they have more than one -_-
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I need some music that makes you envision a dark room illuminated by only candles and perhaps a creepy middle aged man in a bathrobe.


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Rape: Is it in you?
#27
Quote by crazy8rgood
Yeah well...

YOU GOT A BIG HEAD
Pffft, as if I've never seen Seinfeld before. Who do you think you're talking to here?