#1
kay i got a problem. my bassist has been skippin practice for about a month because he is completely obsessed wit some girl. honestly, normaly i wouldnt care because hes gettin some and thats dope but, honestly? a month? and he had the nerve to tell us a suggestion she had about a couple songs.... i sense a problem...

any advice?
#3
Kick him out. Now.
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#6
If he's ufckin up the band, let him know. If it doesn't change soon, boot him.
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#7
Who needs a bassist?
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#9
talk to him, tell him what's goin on, if that doesn't work, find a new bassist. bands switch bassists all the time, if she has suggestions for songs, let them become the next Sonny and Cher, while you have a fully functional band
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What I can't hear your bass over the sound of the rest of the band.


Lol Alright I'll stop that one was mean xD
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#17
lol yoko

yeah just talk to him tell him ****'s gotta stop, and if he chooses the chick then, you know, screw him.

unless this guy's like the next flea or claypool, bassists are generally easy to replace
#18
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#23
Why dont you just like.......... kill the girl?
Thats what my band did when our drummer stopped showing up.
#24
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Bass is the sound of fat heavy things and boring.
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Bass is the sound of fat heavy things and boring.


that is an incorrect stereotype and you are a douche
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that is an incorrect stereotype and you are a douche

You use a pick to play bass your opinion is invalid.
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#27
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You use a pick to play bass your opinion is invalid.


Using a pick to play bass essentially makes one a guitarist, which means that by invalidating his opinion based on his instrument preference you have thereby invalidated your own, as you are clearly a guitarist as well.

Case closed.
#28
I play guitar with ma' fingers, and I proclaim that bass=easier than guitar, and harder to hear. There's what, like 1 lead bassist, and like millions of lead guitarists? Guitar wins, and I'm a halfy, so it's obviously true.

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Using a pick to play bass essentially makes one a guitarist, which means that by invalidating his opinion based on his instrument preference you have thereby invalidated your own, as you are clearly a guitarist as well.

Case closed.



No just no.


with a side of get the **** out stop trying to be smart.
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#31
Can't we all agree that the tambourine player is the real unimportant person.


Dude, I went through the exact same situation with my bassist, and the band fell apart as a result. I think you know what you have to do.
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